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#1 Jan 31 2013 at 6:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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#2 Jan 31 2013 at 7:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations!

Now get him paying into Social Security so I can retire...
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#3 Jan 31 2013 at 7:14 PM Rating: Good
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Congratulations!

Now get him paying into Social Security so I can retire...


He's got a 47% chance to be a mooch on the system.

Probably higher because he's a Zam-ling.
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#4 Jan 31 2013 at 7:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Once we bring him home from his government funded hospital stay and we've done our groceries with the government cheque we get for having him I'll send him to work.

Edited, Jan 31st 2013 8:26pm by Yodabunny
#5 Jan 31 2013 at 9:19 PM Rating: Good
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Yay! Nice job. Smiley: clap

Stats?
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#6 Jan 31 2013 at 9:31 PM Rating: Decent
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7lb 13oz 19 inches, by c-section.

Video is at 12 hours old, pic is 20 mins or so.
#7 Jan 31 2013 at 11:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations!

Don't drop him or else he could turn out like us.
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#8 Feb 01 2013 at 12:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Gratz. May the little **** learn to sleep through the night before you break.
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#9 Feb 01 2013 at 3:06 AM Rating: Good
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Congratulations! What a cutie!

Corrupt him well, young old Jedi.
#10 Feb 01 2013 at 5:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yay! Nice job. Smiley: clap

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Strength: 2
Perception: 3
Endurance: 5
Charisma: 12
Intelligence: 4
Agility: 2
Luck: 12
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#11 Feb 01 2013 at 5:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats!
#12 Feb 01 2013 at 6:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations on the new spawn!
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#13 Feb 01 2013 at 6:54 AM Rating: Good
baby grats!
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#14 Feb 01 2013 at 8:18 AM Rating: Good
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Congratulations on creating another minion for my eventual conquest of the multiverse.
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#15 Feb 01 2013 at 2:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats on the little tax exemption.
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#16 Feb 03 2013 at 6:56 PM Rating: Good
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Congratulations on your spawn!
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#17 Feb 04 2013 at 10:53 AM Rating: Good
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Congratulations! Smiley: yippee
#18 Feb 04 2013 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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Congrats on the crotchfruit!
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#19 Feb 04 2013 at 3:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congratulations on passing on your genes. Once it learns to gather food on its own you will have officially outlived your usefulness.

Which means more video games. Smiley: nod
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