I don't resent it being reported or discussed. I don't think considering a policy change has the urgent character of breaking news, though, no.
You're wrong. When the Catholic Church considers allowing women or married men, or basically anyone who isn't a mincing boy hungry pederast into the clergy, that'll be news too.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ***. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.