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But Will They Sell Cookies?

#1 Jan 29 2013 at 1:34 AM Rating: Excellent
I had a girl scout (and her father) come by the house Sunday selling cookies. I had to scrounge change for $3.50 so I could purchase a box of thin mints, which lasted about 8 minutes after I opened them. I then got frustrated and jumped in the car to hit the ATM for more cash. Once I returned to the neighborhood I spent the next 15 minutes driving around looking for a little blonde girl pulling a wagon around so I could get another fix. I then realized what I was doing was a little creepy, and sad, so I admitted defeat and went back home to sulk.

The Boy Scouts never made me feel this way.

That's because Cookies kick the ever loving shit out of popcorn. I was always jealous of the cash my sisters could pull in, back in the day.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the **** out of the middle class." -George Carlin

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