The Boy Scouts of America is considering changing its longstanding policy against allowing openly **** members, according to a release from the organization.
That'll totally make up for the decades of hiding child sexual abuse by their leaders on epic scale normally reserved for men in dresses and funny hats.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a whore. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.