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I should have quoted... now I'm talking about Corporate Cheese and it seems so out of place...
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Criminy wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Criminy wrote:
Nope, I care for said troop. You are delusional if you think money raised from one troupe is going to benefit one that didn't sell beans.
Huh? Most of the money goes to the Council which oversees multiple troops. What do you think they're doing with it, exactly?
To line the pockets of a select few. But of course I forget posters here love to **** corporates in order to give the illusion that they are helping those in need when in reality they are only pleasuring a select few.
Edited, Jan 29th 2013 6:32pm by Criminy
No one I met who worked for the Girl Scouts was wealthy. At best, folks at headquarters are pulling in upper middle class salaries. Regional council members make a decent enough living.
Sure, you can make an individual donation directly to an individual troop and make a big difference to that troop, but buying cookies also helps the girls in the next county over. Also, you get cookies.
catwho wrote:
Criminy wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Criminy wrote:
Nope, I care for said troop. You are delusional if you think money raised from one troupe is going to benefit one that didn't sell beans.
Huh? Most of the money goes to the Council which oversees multiple troops. What do you think they're doing with it, exactly?
To line the pockets of a select few. But of course I forget posters here love to **** corporates in order to give the illusion that they are helping those in need when in reality they are only pleasuring a select few.
Edited, Jan 29th 2013 6:32pm by Criminy
No one I met who worked for the Girl Scouts was wealthy. At best, folks at headquarters are pulling in upper middle class salaries. Regional council members make a decent enough living.
Sure, you can make an individual donation directly to an individual troop and make a big difference to that troop, but buying cookies also helps the girls in the next county over. Also, you get cookies.
And apparently if you control an army base you get young girls delivered to you to 'convince' you to allow them to sell cookies on your premises...
I'm onto you...
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Crap, my master plan is being unraveled.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Crap, my master plan is being unraveled.
You've been trying to get free cookies by feigning an interest in young girls?
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I lost my post
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Criminy wrote:
Nope, I care for said troop. You are delusional if you think money raised from one troupe is going to benefit one that didn't sell beans.
Huh? Most of the money goes to the Council which oversees multiple troops. What do you think they're doing with it, exactly?
Purchasing motel rooms in remote locations.
So, Camping?
Just as Planned.
To line the pockets of a select few. But of course I forget posters here love to **** corporates in order to give the illusion that they are helping those in need when in reality they are only pleasuring a select few.
Is it meth? Do I win?
Is it meth? Do I win?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I don't mind thin mints but what I'd really like is to be able to buy a whole box of the vanilla cookies. I love the vanilla cookies, but don't like the chocolate ones.
Criminy wrote:
But of course I forget posters here love to **** corporates in order to give the illusion that they are helping those in need when in reality they are only pleasuring a select few.
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