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Anything over 8" is too much, anyway

#1 Jan 28 2013 at 12:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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If you're that excited about mediocre bread, eat toast.


Welcome to Smasharoo's beginners comedy writing seminar! With NO MONEY DOWN, I can teach you to punch up your posts with little or no effort. Let's take our first example. Not bad, I mean toast is pretty funny. People suing over toast is funny, but wouldn't this be better:

"If people are really that excited about mediocre bread, I say:

Let them eat toast."

See what I did there?

Try the veal.
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