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#227 Feb 06 2013 at 7:43 AM Rating: Excellent
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If you lower the seat and lid prior to flushing, it also prevents the invisible, aerosolized plume of fecal water from spraying about the bathroom and your toothbrush. If that kind of thing bothers you.

That fecal matter started in me and back into me it shall go. It's the circle of life.
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#228 Feb 06 2013 at 7:52 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
If you lower the seat and lid prior to flushing, it also prevents the invisible, aerosolized plume of fecal water from spraying about the bathroom and your toothbrush. If that kind of thing bothers you.

That fecal matter started in me and back into me it shall go. It's the circle of life.
Sure, but does your wife want to also feast on your nanopoo-bits?

I keep my toothbrush in the vanity drawer to avoid just this scenario.

Grossest! Thread! Ever!


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#229 Feb 06 2013 at 8:09 AM Rating: Good
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Maybe he's married to Cartman's mom.
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#230 Feb 06 2013 at 9:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sure, but does your wife want to also feast on your nanopoo-bits?

Phrased like that, probably not but realistically if you live with someone you already share the same internal flora and fauna.
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#231 Feb 06 2013 at 9:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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I always lower the seat and the cover. You can lift or lower them both at the same time, so if it's established that the cover is always down, everyone does an equal amount of lifting and lowering.


I can't believe people are really that concerned with toilet seats. It doesn't take that much of an effort to raise or lower a toilet seat. Why does it matter what position it's left in?


It should always be down, due to odour. As you say, to lift it is no trouble.


Or you could just clean the toilet.
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#232 Feb 06 2013 at 9:46 AM Rating: Good
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That fecal matter started in me and back into me it shall go. It's the circle of life.


I just brush my teeth in the shower. No TP in my beard or on my clothes (usually) that way!
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#233 Feb 06 2013 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good
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I brush my teeth in my office at work because I get breakfast on the way and there's no point brushing before eating.
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