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#52 Jan 24 2013 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
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Remember when Fox News and The Washington Post went out of their ways to point out how many insurgents Jessica Lynch shot when she was ambushed? Ahh, good times.

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I just hope people don't confuse equality with fairness, else women will get the short end of the stick. I somehow don't believe the women had a "fair say" in this decision. In my experience, most women don't want to be treated like men.
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Remember when Fox News and The Washington Post went out of their ways to point out how many insurgents Jessica Lynch shot when she was ambushed?


Actually no. I don't remember that at all. Did you see them do this? Or did you read about it in an assuredly unbiased source?
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But Fox News has the mostest viewers in the world ever! It's the most popular news for everyone!

I love the conservative dissonance between bragging about how many listeners Limbaugh has or how many viewers Fox has and then the gasping sobs over how mean the "mainstream media" is Smiley: laugh

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Remember when Fox News and The Washington Post went out of their ways to point out how many insurgents Jessica Lynch shot when she was ambushed?
Actually no. I don't remember that at all.

Is this another "I don't get my news from anywhere" moment or a joke?

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#57 Jan 24 2013 at 7:03 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
gbaji wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Remember when Fox News and The Washington Post went out of their ways to point out how many insurgents Jessica Lynch shot when she was ambushed?
Actually no. I don't remember that at all.
Is this another "I don't get my news from anywhere" moment or a joke?
I'm guessing he'll go with Fox News is biased against Fox News.
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#58 Jan 24 2013 at 7:23 PM Rating: Default
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But Fox News has the mostest viewers in the world ever! It's the most popular news for everyone!

I love the conservative dissonance between bragging about how many listeners Limbaugh has or how many viewers Fox has and then the gasping sobs over how mean the "mainstream media" is Smiley: laugh


I'm sorry. Could you find a quote of me or any other conservative on this forum saying that? I have *never* said that Fox news had the most viewers in the world (or the US for that matter). It is the most viewed cable news channel. Nothing more. But, as I have stated numerous times on this forum, cable news is not even remotely close to the most commonly viewed TV news. The broadcast news shows have vastly more viewers and thus have a vastly greater impact on the opinions of those who view. Far more people get their news regularly by watching whatever evening news show happens to come on after whatever prime time shows they watch than watch any form of cable news.

But don't let facts get in the way of a good strawman.

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Remember when Fox News and The Washington Post went out of their ways to point out how many insurgents Jessica Lynch shot when she was ambushed?
Actually no. I don't remember that at all.

Is this another "I don't get my news from anywhere" moment or a joke?


I honestly don't recall ever hearing/seeing anyone in the media make any specific notice of how many people (insurgents or otherwise) Jessica Lynch may or may not have killed. Hence my response. Perhaps somewhere in the liberal echo chamber someone made a big point of out claiming how much attention certain news sources were giving to this and that's where this idea came from? So I'm going with selection bias on this one. Strange how many things that liberals think conservatives make a big deal about actual conservatives have never even heard of. At some point you might want to question where you're getting your information.
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#59 Jan 24 2013 at 7:24 PM Rating: Good
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Nailed it.
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lolgaxe wrote:
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Remember when Fox News and The Washington Post went out of their ways to point out how many insurgents Jessica Lynch shot when she was ambushed?
Actually no. I don't remember that at all.
Is this another "I don't get my news from anywhere" moment or a joke?
I'm guessing he'll go with Fox News is biased against Fox News.


And that's what stuck in someone's mind and created some great scandal about how many insurgents she killed? Seriously!?

I do recall stories about how the rescue of Lynch was gussied up to make it seem more daring and dramatic, but if the one part in all this that stuck in someone's mind was about how many people she may have shot when being captured, I think someone's focusing on the wrong part of the issue.
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#61 Jan 24 2013 at 7:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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I do recall stories about how the rescue of Lynch was gussied up to make it seem more daring and dramatic, but if the one part in all this that stuck in someone's mind was about how many people she may have shot when being captured, I think someone's focusing on the wrong part of the issue.
Or someone is capable of remembering more than one thing at a time. You should try it sometime.
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I do recall stories about how the rescue of Lynch was gussied up to make it seem more daring and dramatic, but if the one part in all this that stuck in someone's mind was about how many people she may have shot when being captured, I think someone's focusing on the wrong part of the issue.

Right, the main part of the issue was the attempt to manufacture action movie heroes to sell a ****** war. The Pat Tillman effect, if you will.
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But don't let facts get in the way of a good strawman.

"Strawman"? I was openly mocking your little "Everything but Fox is so scary liberal!" pity party. I'm sorry that went over your head.

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True. I'll stop reading news stories and stuff to learn about the world around me. From what I understand, I'm really just supposed to just make stuff up and declare it to be true and say my awesome powers of logic showed me the light so I don't need so fancy-pants "reporter" to be telling me information about what's in the world... Smiley: laugh
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True. I'll stop reading news stories and stuff to learn about the world around me. From what I understand, I'm really just supposed to just make stuff up and declare it to be true and say my awesome powers of logic showed me the light so I don't need so fancy-pants "reporter" to be telling me information about what's in the world..

No, no, no. You're supposed to extrapolate your own personal experience as a 40 something white guy in Chicagoland to any other situation that exists. Was it cold today? Global warming is ********* Ever been pulled over for no reason in a rich neighborhood? No? What's all this racial profiling made up whining about *really*? Do you watch Downton Abbey? Then rich people are benevolent daddy figures looking out for the good of their servants.

Also, Matthew Dies in the finale.

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Speaking of which, when is Al'Gorzeera supposed to start broadcasting?
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#67 Jan 24 2013 at 9:37 PM Rating: Default
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I do recall stories about how the rescue of Lynch was gussied up to make it seem more daring and dramatic, but if the one part in all this that stuck in someone's mind was about how many people she may have shot when being captured, I think someone's focusing on the wrong part of the issue.

Right, the main part of the issue was the attempt to manufacture action movie heroes to sell a sh*tty war. The Pat Tillman effect, if you will.


Was the main part of the issue about an attempt to manufacture some data about how many insurgents she killed before being captured? Cause that sure seems to have been a minor footnote at best. Unless you followed a news source that attempted to make that into a big deal, that is. Hence my point.


And let me also point out that to whatever degree the capture of Lynch was overdramatized appears to have originated with the Washington Post, hardly a conservative source. So I'm not sure what the point anyone's trying to make is. That the media sometimes exaggerates? I'm sorry, was that supposed to be a shocking revelation. I guess I don't understand why anyone thought this was an important enough fact to retain for like 6 years in order to pull it out in the middle of this particular thread. Even if I had read those stories at the time (which I didn't), I would never have considered them relevant enough to pay much mind to, and certainly would not have hung on to it like some kind of major issue.


Maybe I just have a better media filter than most? Dunno. Seems like some people around here are suckers for media hype, or for media hyping over media hype. Me? I recognize it for what it is and pay attention to the stuff that actually matters.
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True. I'll stop reading news stories and stuff to learn about the world around me. From what I understand, I'm really just supposed to just make stuff up and declare it to be true and say my awesome powers of logic showed me the light so I don't need so fancy-pants "reporter" to be telling me information about what's in the world... Smiley: laugh


The difference is whether you allow the reporter to interpret the information in the world around you for you, without bothering to think about those facts yourself. I trim out the exaggeration and editorializing and look only at the facts that are presented. Most people read the subtext and suggestion and form their opinions based on that instead. It's why I can come into a thread where 30 people have read a linked article and are discussing how it says X, only to read it, declare "it doesn't actually say X, it says Y", and then all 30 insist simultaneously that they were not fooled by the writing *and* that X is somehow true anyway.

Yeah. Good times. Cheney was involved in the decision to grant Halliburton that contract all along, right? Suckers!
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Was the main part of the issue about an attempt to manufacture some data about how many insurgents she killed before being captured? Cause that sure seems to have been a minor footnote at best. Unless you followed a news source that attempted to make that into a big deal, that is. Hence my point.


That's not a point, fuckstick. That's lack of perception on your part. *Everyone else* understood the implication and knew that the "how many people she shot" part was a simple stand in for the fact that the GOP has, in the past, tried to romanticize a women at the front lines by making her into an action hero. Because that's how fucking language works, idiot. We have a shared common experience, we all saw the news coverage, then someone alludes to part of it. *Everyone except you* understands this instantly.

Where's the disconnect, little fella? You either 1. Are close to autistic in your inability to understand simple cultural shorthand or 2. Are being deliberately faux ignorant to try and argue a point. I'd assume it was 2, but then there's NO GODDAMN POINT. So I'm going to have to assume 1.
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gbaji wrote:

I trim out the exaggeration and editorializing and look only at the facts that are presented. Most people read the subtext and suggestion and form their opinions based on that instead.
This is getting old.

'Most' people are quite capable of making decisions for themselves about the validity or level of bias in the information they receive. In fact, I'd wager a guess that you're not even up to 'average' in your ability to do the same.

Get over yourself already.
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#73gbaji, Posted: Jan 25 2013 at 6:31 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Or 3. Your perception of the importance that the Right placed on this is false. I'm not feigning ignorance, I simply never saw the level of importance placed on this either directly or in conversations with actual conservatives as you did. Given that your perception likely derived from being told by liberal sources about how much weight conservatives put on this, I'll suggest again that it's you who have been fed a false narrative. You bought it because it fits your previously held assumptions about what conservatives care about and don't care about, so it never occurs to you that it might be a complete fabrication (or at least a gross exaggeration).
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'Most' people are quite capable of making decisions for themselves about the validity or level of bias in the information they receive.


Then why don't they use that capability and perhaps consider the possibility that when CNN or MSNBC runs a story about how much Fox News and the GOP are exaggerating the heroics of Lynch during her capture, that they should not just assume that this is true, but should perhaps actually go look and see how much weight conservatives are really putting in this. It's just amazing to me how often liberals insist that as a conservative I really care more about X, or Y, or Z because that's all conservatives talk about, while I'm sitting there wondering what the hell they're talking about because I don't actually care much about those things, nor do any conservatives I talk to, nor do any right leaning sources I hear/see/read.

It doesn't take long as a conservative to come to the conclusion that liberals really have no freaking clue what conservatives actually care about, what we think, or why we hold the positions we do. Liberal viewpoints are so prevalent in media that conservatives are well aware of what liberals think. But since conservative viewpoints aren't as prevalent (you really have to intentionally go looking for them), many liberals depend solely on liberal media sources to tell them what conservatives think. As you might expect, this is quite often not accurate at all.

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And yet, I filtered out media coverage about the details (like whether she shot anyone) of Lynch's capture as unimportant while others thought it was so important that they held onto that factoid all these years and are sure that it was not because they themselves placed too much importance on it, but because someone else (conservatives in this case) did. Which is really really strange if you stop and think about it.
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gbaji wrote:
And yet, I filtered out media coverage about the details (like whether she shot anyone) of Lynch's capture as unimportant while others thought it was so important that they held onto that factoid all these years and are sure that it was not because they themselves placed too much importance on it, but because someone else (conservatives in this case) did. Which is really really strange if you stop and think about it.

You have a shitty memory? I mean, I also remember the Super Chicken theme but probably not because the liberal media told me it was really important for discrediting conservatives.
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But because maybe I was actually watching the Fox news coverage instead of the MSNBC coverage about the Fox News coverage I actually got a more correct impression of what really happened than you did.
Yeah, except...

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Were you lying then, or are you lying now? Because it's one or the other.


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