My wife and I have a new son who is 7 months old and an older girl who is 7 years old. We recently sold a car and are presently down to just a Toyota Carrola for the 4 of us. We don't drive much, but when we do it's frequently long trips through frozen wastelands. Can you recommend a new family vehicle for us? I'm partial to wagons, but my wife prefers SUVs. We'll probably buy a Subaru Outback regardless of your opinion, but you know, we're open to suggestion.
Oh, a few caveats:
We won't buy an American car, we hate America.
My wife won't allow us to buy a Korean car, as she says "they're a cruel race"
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