Elinda, have you ever even taken a yoga class before? Ashtanga yoga is pretty generic, there's not much of any actual talking going on, as opposed to Kundalini yoga which has a lot of chanting in Sanskrit (supposedly). It really would not be that difficult for anyone to think of Jesus while doing their poses, if that's what they wanted to do.
We're all familiar with Yoga, Stands With a Confused Expression, but thanks for tip.
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