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I'm not dying (probably)

#1 Jan 10 2013 at 9:31 AM Rating: Decent
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I never tan. I just get more moles over time.


My wife and oldest kid are of the "don't tan, just burn" complexion. I don't really burn, I haven't used sunscreen in my adult life, really. I spend plenty of time outside, the only thing I've ever noticed was a slight burn on the exciting thinning/bald spot that's grown on the crown of my head in the last few years. So now I just wear a yamaka all the time.
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