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#1 Jan 10 2013 at 2:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Our Bureau of Meteorology has added a new colour to weather maps for temperatures over 122F (50C),
It has added a new rating for Fire Danger Warnings. The top rating used to be Extreme. The new top warning is Catastrophic.
And the hills, they are lava.
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#2 Jan 10 2013 at 4:27 AM Rating: Good
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It does look cool. Although not particularly fun for those living in the area I imagine.
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#4 Jan 10 2013 at 5:15 AM Rating: Good
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Just show them James Nachtwey photos. Beautiful photos for sure but also guaranteed nightmare material. No whitewashing, prettifying, undermining or devaluing there. Just lots of haunting photos of people who are all dead now.


Edit: On a sidenote, Peter Jackson must be annoyed that this is a good 10 years too late to record material for Mordor. Right around the corner from New Zealand as well.

Edited, Jan 10th 2013 12:18pm by Aethien
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#5 Jan 10 2013 at 6:35 AM Rating: Good
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The fire will stop when it reaches the sea. Smiley: tongue
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#7 Jan 10 2013 at 7:32 AM Rating: Good
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Or the desert. Not much left to burn there.
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#8 Jan 10 2013 at 8:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
The fire will stop when it reaches the sea. Smiley: tongue

Funny you should say that.
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Tasmania has a lot of water and is an island state. Thousands of residents and tourists basically wound up sheltering in the sea, often under jetties. Many were isolated on a peninsula, and a flotilla of boats had to come round and supply emergency water, food and other necessities as the fires cut them off for days on end.
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Or the desert. Not much left to burn there.


I don't know, the scorpions are pretty tough bastards out there.
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I don't know, the scorpions are pretty tough bastards out there.

They won't die, they'll just become flaming scorpions.
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Tasmania has a lot of water and is an island state. Thousands of residents and tourists basically wound up sheltering in the sea, often under jetties. Many were isolated on a peninsula, and a flotilla of boats had to come round and supply emergency water, food and other necessities as the fires cut them off for days on end.

Lucifer not amused by the naming of their animals, clearly.
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I don't know, the scorpions are pretty tough bastards out there.

They won't die, they'll just become flaming scorpions.


And then they'll travel to Japan for martial arts training.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
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I don't know, the scorpions are pretty tough bastards out there.

They won't die, they'll just become flaming scorpions.


And then they'll travel to Japan for martial arts training.
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Is there anything in Australia not trying to kill you?
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Koala.
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Elinda wrote:
The fire will stop when it reaches the sea. Smiley: tongue

Just need a good oil sheen.
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Elinda wrote:
The fire will stop when it reaches the sea. Smiley: tongue


The seas will boil.

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Or the desert. Not much left to burn there.


The desert will turn to glass.

The end times are upon us, friends. Panic and do something stupid.
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Elinda wrote:
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Koala.




Guess again.
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Elinda wrote:
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Koala.


The drop bear? Are you fucking joking?
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Don't fear the koala.
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Elinda wrote:
Don't fear the koala.


Needs more Koala-Bell.
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Needs more Koala-Bell.

Sounds like a drive-thru version of Outback.
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Koalas kill more people in Australia each year than Great White Sharks.
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Koalas kill more people in Australia each year than Great White Sharks.

Well, duh. There's no fucking way a koala could kill a great white shark.
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Bait it into shallow water and let the tide do its thing?
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