It has added a new rating for Fire Danger Warnings. The top rating used to be Extreme. The new top warning is Catastrophic.
And the hills, they are lava.
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Our Bureau of Meteorology has added a new colour to weather maps for temperatures over 122F (50C),
It has added a new rating for Fire Danger Warnings. The top rating used to be Extreme. The new top warning is Catastrophic.
And the hills, they are lava.
It has added a new rating for Fire Danger Warnings. The top rating used to be Extreme. The new top warning is Catastrophic.
And the hills, they are lava.
It does look cool. Although not particularly fun for those living in the area I imagine.
Physics and beauty have no morals. It peeves me when people complain about a beautiful photograph of a slum "whitewashing", "prettifying", "undermining" or "devaluing" the problem of poverty.
Just show them James Nachtwey photos. Beautiful photos for sure but also guaranteed nightmare material. No whitewashing, prettifying, undermining or devaluing there. Just lots of haunting photos of people who are all dead now.
Edit: On a sidenote, Peter Jackson must be annoyed that this is a good 10 years too late to record material for Mordor. Right around the corner from New Zealand as well.
Edited, Jan 10th 2013 12:18pm by Aethien
Edit: On a sidenote, Peter Jackson must be annoyed that this is a good 10 years too late to record material for Mordor. Right around the corner from New Zealand as well.
Edited, Jan 10th 2013 12:18pm by Aethien
The world is burning.
The fire will stop when it reaches the sea. 
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Or the desert. Not much left to burn there.
Elinda wrote:
The fire will stop when it reaches the sea.
Funny you should say that.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Or the desert. Not much left to burn there.
I don't know, the scorpions are pretty tough bastards out there.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
I don't know, the scorpions are pretty tough bastards out there.
They won't die, they'll just become flaming scorpions.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Tasmania has a lot of water and is an island state. Thousands of residents and tourists basically wound up sheltering in the sea, often under jetties. Many were isolated on a peninsula, and a flotilla of boats had to come round and supply emergency water, food and other necessities as the fires cut them off for days on end.
Lucifer not amused by the naming of their animals, clearly.
Lucifer not amused by the naming of their animals, clearly.
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Jophiel wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
I don't know, the scorpions are pretty tough bastards out there.
They won't die, they'll just become flaming scorpions.
And then they'll travel to Japan for martial arts training.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
I don't know, the scorpions are pretty tough bastards out there.
They won't die, they'll just become flaming scorpions.
And then they'll travel to Japan for martial arts training.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Priscilla, Ninja of the Desert.
Is there anything in Australia not trying to kill you?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
Is there anything in Australia not trying to kill you?
Koala.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
The fire will stop when it reaches the sea.
Just need a good oil sheen.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Elinda wrote:
The fire will stop when it reaches the sea.
The seas will boil.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Or the desert. Not much left to burn there.
The desert will turn to glass.
The end times are upon us, friends. Panic and do something stupid.
Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Is there anything in Australia not trying to kill you?
Koala.
Guess again.
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Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Is there anything in Australia not trying to kill you?
Koala.
The drop bear? Are you fucking joking?
Don't fear the koala.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Don't fear the koala.
Needs more Koala-Bell.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Needs more Koala-Bell.
Sounds like a drive-thru version of Outback.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Koalas kill more people in Australia each year than Great White Sharks.
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
Koalas kill more people in Australia each year than Great White Sharks.
Well, duh. There's no fucking way a koala could kill a great white shark.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Bait it into shallow water and let the tide do its thing?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
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