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#27 Jan 02 2013 at 7:23 AM Rating: Good
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2006 wrote:
The following people will be eaten by one or more Grues: fenderputy, Sarlos, Elinda
and or kundalini


2007 wrote:
Elinda and Eminda will fight it out in an epic duel to the death to determine which of them
has the best "E" name! Exodus and Elderon will of course register protest. the winner gets
to rename Lichtenstein!


2008 wrote:
In a massive upset election, Elinda will win a surprising write in campaign to become prime minister of Norway. Her first act in office will be to declare endangered species animals entirely delicious!


2009 wrote:
In a last minute twist of fate, Elinda will be in position to catch the winning touchdown during the 2009 superbowl, but will decline due to not wanting to be tackled by large linebackers.


2010 wrote:
In a stunning coup, Elinda will develop a new form of shoe based on yak bladders. Nike will fall after sweeping sales figures lead to a total loss of business by them. This will lead them to recruit an elite mercenary band of guerrilla yaks to lead… the Yak Attack!


2011 wrote:
Elinda, after a strange industrial accident involving a generator and a ceramic leprechaun, will develop superpowers. The new superhero E-linda will have the ability to zip through the electrical system, fry rogue copy machines with a single glance, and the ability to recall e-mails sent in a drunken stupor before they reach their intended targets! Her Arch Nemesis, Ground Wire Dude is fairly ineffective, since hes always being grounded by his parents…


2012 wrote:
Elinda, secretly one in a series of alphabet prefixed clones, will disappear for a while and reappear as Flinda after a bet goes horribly awry.


2013 wrote:
While walking to the park on Thursday, June 13th at precisely 8:07 am pacific standard time, Elinda will trip over an exposed waffle vein, causing her to drop a package containing 200 giant rubber bouncy balls. The balls then proceed to bounce out of the package, and down the street, where they later collide with a package of antimatter bouncy balls, causing a massive explosion. All is not lost however, as the explosion is directed upwards by a conveniently placed titanium alloy funnel, and ends up inadvertently launching a taco stand to the moon. The stand soon receives awards for outstanding tacos.
I just wanted to separate out my predictions from the those of the rabble.

I've never been eaten by a grue but it's been years since fenderputy has been seen around these parts......
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#28 Jan 02 2013 at 7:24 AM Rating: Good
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Kao wrote:
Upon further review, the grand dutchess Gradocicy will be inserted into this list as a made up person to see how many people actually read this whole list. Hah!
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Good catch.
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#29 Jan 02 2013 at 7:28 AM Rating: Good
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#30 Jan 02 2013 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good
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I'll need to keep my eye out for those pesky robots.

Second time my fate has been decided by poll in these threads!
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#31 Jan 02 2013 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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I'll need to keep my eye out for those pesky robots.

Second time my fate has been decided by a bunch of ya-hoo yankees!

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#32 Jan 02 2013 at 12:53 PM Rating: Decent
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Rdmcandie, Peimei , and someproteinguy will fight a three way pistol dual over the location of the empty grave next to Bill Carson.


Hmmm being Canadian leaves me with a severe lack of pistol skills...or a pistol at all.

Edited, Jan 2nd 2013 1:53pm by rdmcandie
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#33 Jan 02 2013 at 1:33 PM Rating: Good
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rdmcandie wrote:
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Rdmcandie, Peimei , and someproteinguy will fight a three way pistol dual over the location of the empty grave next to Bill Carson.


Hmmm being Canadian leaves me with a severe lack of pistol skills...or a pistol at all.

Edited, Jan 2nd 2013 1:53pm by rdmcandie


Move the duel to the U.S./Canadian border
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#34 Jan 02 2013 at 5:52 PM Rating: Good
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#35 Jan 06 2013 at 4:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Exodus will secretly be revealed to have been Clstr7 THIS WHOLE TIME!!!! MWahahahahahahahahah!!!!


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#36 Jan 06 2013 at 5:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh, hey, I'm in there. I didn't expect that.

Those mongoose won't know what hit 'em!
#37 Jan 06 2013 at 9:48 PM Rating: Good
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#38 Jan 07 2013 at 9:09 AM Rating: Good
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Snubbed, boo.
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#39 Jan 07 2013 at 5:16 PM Rating: Good
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Funt!
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#40 Jan 07 2013 at 5:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Funt!

Who the **** are you??
#41 Jan 07 2013 at 5:36 PM Rating: Good
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Timelordwho perfects his recipe for the perfect bagel spread, to the delight and confusion of at least 4 other people.


Just as planned.
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#42 Jan 07 2013 at 7:02 PM Rating: Excellent
mmm, bagels
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#43 Jan 07 2013 at 7:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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mmm, bagels

I hate you all and wish you were bagels.
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#44 Jan 07 2013 at 8:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Snubbed, boo.


What? Being kidnapped by owls isn't a good enough fate? Hrmph. Ok then.

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There, happy? I thought no one was getting missed this year **** it!
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#45 Jan 07 2013 at 9:35 PM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
There, happy? I thought no one was getting missed this year **** it!


*cough*
#46 Jan 07 2013 at 10:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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#47 Jan 08 2013 at 7:22 AM Rating: Good
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#48 Jan 08 2013 at 7:24 AM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
I don't have to explain myself to you people.

Explanation is not necessary.
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#49 Jan 08 2013 at 7:32 AM Rating: Good
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Nadenu wrote:
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Funt!

Who the **** are you??

Wrong poster
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DSD kicked Alma in the *** on another thread over the weekend. Clearly, she kicked too hard as he's obviously still feeling it.


#50 Jan 09 2013 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
There, happy?
I do like me some cobras.
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#51 Jan 09 2013 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
"Eske will win the olympic gold medal for the 200 meter pudding snorkle on a tuesday!"


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