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I wonder how many posts I've made since this thread last year.
Cows all eat the same thing, wear the same thing, **** in the same place and if the herd decides to roll over you you can't stop it.
So: Mao, not Stalin.
So: Mao, not Stalin.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Demea wrote:
Bovine burps and flatulence are destroying our environment by releasing huge amounts of methane into the air.
Cows: the perfect eco-terrorists!
Cows: the perfect eco-terrorists!
+1
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Spoonless wrote:
Demea wrote:
Bovine burps and flatulence are destroying our environment by releasing huge amounts of methane into the air.
Cows: the perfect eco-terrorists!
Cows: the perfect eco-terrorists!
As it would be rather difficult for all of the cows on Earth to share the soul of Stalin, I'm going to have to go with them being terrorists. Tender, delicous terrorists.
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Spoonless wrote:
Demea wrote:
Bovine burps and flatulence are destroying our environment by releasing huge amounts of methane into the air.
Cows: the perfect eco-terrorists!
Cows: the perfect eco-terrorists!
I think, therefore I Spam.
A propos of nothing, as I am posting this wearing a stylish hat, I claim this thread in the name of Her Britannic Majesty, and you are all invited to a Schnapps & Mankini themed party at Kaolian's hollowed out volcano resort and spa.
GFY.
Nexa
A propos of nothing, as I am posting this wearing a stylish hat, I claim this thread in the name of Her Britannic Majesty, and you are all invited to a Schnapps & Mankini themed party at Kaolian's hollowed out volcano resort and spa.
GFY.
Nexa
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
This sounds confusing... how to make post?
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
I want a mini cow. Mini cows dn't cause trouble, right?
As someone who grew up in the country and walked through many a pasture, I have to give my vote to terrorists. Their little landmines of doom made getting to, and back from, my favorite place to play an adventure. Terrorists, indeed.
Also, this.
Edited, Dec 30th 2012 5:13pm by BonYogi
Edited, Dec 30th 2012 5:54pm by BonYogi
Also, this.
Edited, Dec 30th 2012 5:13pm by BonYogi
Edited, Dec 30th 2012 5:54pm by BonYogi
Nobby wrote:
A propos of nothing, as I am posting this wearing a stylish hat, I claim this thread in the name of Her Britannic Majesty, and you are all invited to a Schnapps & Mankini themed party at Kaolian's hollowed out volcano resort and spa.
Over the holidays the family was looking for a holiday-themed drink, so I threw together a White Russian with peppermint schnapps instead of vodka. A Peppermint Russian, or Prussian, if you will.
There has to be a better name for that drink.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I'd probably replace the light cream with Irish cream if I were switching the vodka to schnapps.
Edited, Dec 30th 2012 6:12pm by Spoonless
Edited, Dec 30th 2012 6:12pm by Spoonless
Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
This sounds confusing... how to make post?
1) Insert post into forum thread
2) JAM IT IN !
3) ????
4) Profit !
Just as Planned.
Demea wrote:
Nobby wrote:
A propos of nothing, as I am posting this wearing a stylish hat, I claim this thread in the name of Her Britannic Majesty, and you are all invited to a Schnapps & Mankini themed party at Kaolian's hollowed out volcano resort and spa.
Over the holidays the family was looking for a holiday-themed drink, so I threw together a White Russian with peppermint schnapps instead of vodka. A Peppermint Russian, or Prussian, if you will.
There has to be a better name for that drink.
No, that's the correct name. You took out the Russian (Vodka) beverage, and added the Prussian (Schnapps) beverage. It's cleverer than you intended.
Edited, Dec 30th 2012 6:47pm by Timelordwho
Just as Planned.
Timelordwho wrote:
Dyadem, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
This sounds confusing... how to make post?
1) Insert post into forum thread
2) JAM IT IN !
3) ????
4) Profit !
They must be both. Reincarnation of Stalin to make us all terrorists!
Thumbelyna wrote:
I want a mini cow. Mini cows dn't cause trouble, right?
They taste great in mini burritos and mini tacos
I think my bread is the best ever baked, by the way.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
I posted here, too.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
After Russia Invaded Switzerland
.
Comrade?
Comrade?
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Those are both winning ideas, but I think I like Stalin slightly better.
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