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Im happy to hear that he is recovering well and heading home.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
Thank the necromancer for us.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Nads gave the news yesterday that he was going home, but Mr. Nads is officially home now. 
And is passed out on the couch, haha.
Nadenu wrote:
And is passed out on the couch, haha.
Too much sex?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Just like a man to come home and crash on the couch!
Glad to hear he is home. May the recovery continue apace!
TirithRR wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
And is passed out on the couch, haha.
Too much sex?
There's a bedridden joke here, I can feel it.
Good news!
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
BonYogi wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
And is passed out on the couch, haha.
Too much sex?
There's a bedridden joke here, I can feel it.
Ok, you deserve your low count guru.
Great news, Nads!
Don't do everything for him, now. He'll get better faster if he knows he has to get his own beer.
Don't do everything for him, now. He'll get better faster if he knows he has to get his own beer.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
My project today is to paint racing stripes on his walker.
Nadenu wrote:
My project today is to paint racing stripes on his walker.
Add a skull and bones flag.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Go olde school and tie on a raccoon tail.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Thumbelyna wrote:
Nads gave the news yesterday that he was going home, but Mr. Nads is officially home now.
What a stroke of luck!
No? Too soon?
Love you Nads.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Not too soon. I'm already threatening to hit him in his scar. And he wants a shirt that says "Stroke Victim" for the sympathy.
Idiot.
Idiot.
So tempting to send him the peer-reviewed scientific paper proving the restorative effects of blow jobs & **** on stroke sufferers.
but I haven't finished writing it yet
but I haven't finished writing it yet
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Hey, I heard the Strokes are putting out a new album.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Nobby wrote:
So tempting to send him the peer-reviewed scientific paper proving the restorative effects of blow jobs & **** on stroke sufferers.
but I haven't finished writing it yet
but I haven't finished writing it yet
Then you have to fight through the lines of folks waiting to peer-review. So a day, tops?
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Nadenu wrote:
And he wants a shirt that says "Stroke Victim" for the sympathy.
Doubles as "Bella's First Handjob."
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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