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#1 Dec 20 2012 at 10:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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After unearthing the lost Druidic Sasquatch Code of of the Aztec Illuminati Fifth Rosicrucian Reich, you have proof that the world will end in 36 hours. It won't be anything dramatic and shouldn't cause any physical pain and suffering, just a few moments realization of "So, this is it" and then done, with nothing left but to find out whose religion was correct regarding the afterlife. Everyone will be aware at the end that it is The End.

But they won't be aware until the final moments unless you tell them. I can provide with two things:
(A) The means to let everyone know they have 36 hours left. You can only tell everyone; no selectively picking who to inform
(B) Legitimacy so that no one dismisses your words as a hoax, insanity, etc. If you tell them, they will react with the full knowledge that the world is ending.

I have other stuff to do with my last hours so you have to decide now.

Shall you tell them?
Yes:15 (37.5%)
No:25 (62.5%)
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#2 Dec 20 2012 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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Don't tell anyone.

Otherwise there will be mass chaos and panic and no one will get to enjoy these last 36 hours. As it is, a lot of people are planning to be happily drunk tomorrow night, and I see no reason to change that.
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#3 Dec 20 2012 at 10:27 AM Rating: Good
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I'd tell them. I don't think people would panic so much if they knew as well as I did that it was inevitable, but for certain people it might be their only opportunity to try to make peace for a few last precious moments. I don't think too many people will be in serious shock, just considering the coincidental date. Smiley: um
#4 Dec 20 2012 at 10:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yes, because I wouldn't mind a planet-wide riot as a farewell party for the human race.
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#5 Dec 20 2012 at 10:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'll tell them. Because I figure the best, final thing to see in the world is an amazing sociological experiment about what happens to society when faced with impending doom.

Man, I'm morbid. Happy holidays! Smiley: grin
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#6 Dec 20 2012 at 10:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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I wouldn't tell anyone, then I'd act all smug about it in the afterlife.
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#7 Dec 20 2012 at 11:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm gonna stick to my original answer, but if we're allowed an alternative I would just stay silent and wear this for the remaining time.

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Hopefully someone will figure it out before the end.
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#8 Dec 20 2012 at 11:27 AM Rating: Good
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There's no point in telling anyone unless they can do something about it.
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#9 Dec 20 2012 at 11:35 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
There's no point in telling anyone unless they can do something about it.

Tell everyone in that case, maybe someone can think of something!
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#10 Dec 20 2012 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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Nilatai wrote:
Elinda wrote:
There's no point in telling anyone unless they can do something about it.

Tell everyone in that case, maybe someone can think of something!
Maybe knowing is half the battle. The way to beat this thing is to face it and name it and deny it. In that case I'd tell everyone except Jophiel (if he knew he could edit his op to add a denial clause)
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#11 Dec 20 2012 at 11:50 AM Rating: Excellent
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Elinda wrote:
There's no point in telling anyone unless they can do something about it.

Well, they could choose how to live out their final hours.
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#12 Dec 20 2012 at 12:05 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Elinda wrote:
There's no point in telling anyone unless they can do something about it.

Well, they could choose how to live out their final hours.

But some may choose to do mean things with their final hours. Who knows? Not me. So better to just keep my mouth shut (which is almost ALWAYS the right answer)
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#14 Dec 20 2012 at 12:42 PM Rating: Good
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I wouldn't tell them. Otherwise people may loot all of the alcohol from my local ABC store. And we can't have that happening before I get there first
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#15 Dec 20 2012 at 12:49 PM Rating: Good
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I'd tell them. Then I'd promptly tell my boss what I think of her "management skills," load my husband up on a private jet and to be with my family for the last few hours.

I suppose his family can come hang it with us, too, though I know his mom will spend the whole time trying to get us to accept Jesus into our hearts.
#16 Dec 20 2012 at 12:50 PM Rating: Good
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Yes, because I wouldn't mind a planet-wide riot as a farewell party for the human race.
this sounds like fun.
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#17 Dec 20 2012 at 1:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Belkira wrote:
load my husband up on a private jet and to be with my family for the last few hours.


There'd be nobody to fly it even assuming you made it through the riots to the airport.

I wouldn't tell them. How am I supposed to party the last 36 hours away if the liquor store is closed due to lack of workers? That would be the best 36 hours of my life, the things I would do...
#18 Dec 20 2012 at 1:24 PM Rating: Good
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Yodabunny wrote:
Belkira wrote:
load my husband up on a private jet and to be with my family for the last few hours.


There'd be nobody to fly it even assuming you made it through the riots to the airport.


Hm. Good point. I'd do my stuff first, then tell everyone. Smiley: grin
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Belkira wrote:
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load my husband up on a private jet and to be with my family for the last few hours.


There'd be nobody to fly it even assuming you made it through the riots to the airport.


Hm. Good point. I'd do my stuff first, then tell everyone. Smiley: grin
Rent this plane and have some fun during the journey? Edit: NSFW Whoops, forgot that one...

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#20 Dec 20 2012 at 1:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Should probably throw a NSFW on that link for people whose workplaces are against vibrator and *** party shopping during work hours.
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#21 Dec 20 2012 at 1:51 PM Rating: Good
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I'd tell people. Even if some people acted like ******** because of it, I think it would be evened out by those who were able to make peace/show their love for others/etc.
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#22 Dec 20 2012 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
I imagine the orgies would be better if I told everyone.
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#23 Dec 20 2012 at 2:57 PM Rating: Excellent
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I imagine the orgies would be better if I told everyone.


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#24 Dec 20 2012 at 4:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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#25 Dec 20 2012 at 7:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd tell them. I don't think people would panic

The fuck? Have you ever interacted with people? They panic if KFC runs out of extra crispy.
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I'd tell them. I don't think people would panic

The fuck? Have you ever interacted with people? They panic if KFC runs out of extra crispy.


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