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Congrats on landing such a Hot Wife
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Congratulations!
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I'm disappointed in you allakhazam...All of these comments about her looks! Women are more than their looks!
Edited, Dec 2nd 2012 7:29pm by Almalieque
Edited, Dec 2nd 2012 7:29pm by Almalieque
Almalieque wrote:
I'm disappointed in you allakhazam...All of these comments about her looks! Women are more than their looks!
Edited, Dec 2nd 2012 7:29pm by Almalieque
Edited, Dec 2nd 2012 7:29pm by Almalieque
You're right, it's also about how they feel! Hey Eske, I need your address so I can stop by and give your wife the "Charmin Test".
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Thank you everyone!
When we first decided to get serious, we had the following conversation:
Me: There's something you should understand, though. I'm really into video games.
Her: That's okay, I think video games are neat. And I've dated guys that play video games before.
Me: No, I mean I'm really into video games. Like, seriously.
Her: Yeah, no problem.
Me: No, I mean, really, really, into video games....
Etc. etc.
Some stuff I'm not proud of.
Elinda wrote:
Does the wife understand the true degree of nerdiness she just married into?
When we first decided to get serious, we had the following conversation:
Me: There's something you should understand, though. I'm really into video games.
Her: That's okay, I think video games are neat. And I've dated guys that play video games before.
Me: No, I mean I'm really into video games. Like, seriously.
Her: Yeah, no problem.
Me: No, I mean, really, really, into video games....
Etc. etc.
Aethien wrote:
Also gratz! what'd you have to do to get a girl that good looking?
Some stuff I'm not proud of.
Shaostrike wrote:
You're right, it's also about how they feel! Hey Eske, I need your address so I can stop by and give your wife the "Charmin Test".
Get her on your podcast and increase listenership 30,000%.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Get her on your podcast and increase listenership 30,000%.
Eske Esquire wrote:
Grats, etc.
Just as Planned.
Gratz Eske. And I concur with the others, wife's a hotty. If she's not ******* insane, hold on to her.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Uglysasquatch wrote:
Gratz Eske. And I concur with the others, wife's a hotty. If she's not batsh*t insane, hold on to her.
^
Grats and all.
Gratz Eske! You two make a very cute couple. 
I Hope you have a lifetime of happiness
I Hope you have a lifetime of happinessMy condolences.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
For all the talk of Hawaiian vacations and sea turtles this thread has a distinct lack of bikini pictures. 
Also gratz, sounds like you had an awesome time.
Well okay, wouldn't want to disappoint...
So when are the grandkids coming anyway? How long till we get baby announcements? Is your car going to be big enough? You are planning on moving someplace with a better school district right?
Also gratz, sounds like you had an awesome time.
Almalieque wrote:
I'm disappointed in you allakhazam...All of these comments about her looks! Women are more than their looks!
Well okay, wouldn't want to disappoint...
So when are the grandkids coming anyway? How long till we get baby announcements? Is your car going to be big enough? You are planning on moving someplace with a better school district right?
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
For all the talk of Hawaiian vacations and sea turtles this thread has a distinct lack of bikini pictures.
You want a photo of Eske in a bikini?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
For all the talk of Hawaiian vacations and sea turtles this thread has a distinct lack of bikini pictures.
You want a photo of Eske in a bikini?
Alright sure; there's some entertainment potential there.
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
someproteinguy wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
someproteinguy wrote:
For all the talk of Hawaiian vacations and sea turtles this thread has a distinct lack of bikini pictures.
You want a photo of Eske in a bikini?
Alright sure; there's some entertainment potential there.
Ask, and ye shall receive:
What the hell is wrong with your face?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Ok, it's not supposed to be all about the looks. But that's kind of all I have to go on right now. So I saw the first picture and thought Holy Cow, HOW did you land a 10? (Even though you scrub up very nicely yourself )
And then I saw the second pic with all the groomsman and thought
HOLY COW HOW DID YOU LAND A DISNEY PRINCESS?
I hope you two have your happily ever after, and functional arguments instead of escalating fights. <3
) And then I saw the second pic with all the groomsman and thought
HOLY COW HOW DID YOU LAND A DISNEY PRINCESS?
I hope you two have your happily ever after, and functional arguments instead of escalating fights. <3
Aripyanfar wrote:
I hope you two have your happily ever after, and functional arguments instead of escalating fights. <3
Aripyanfar wrote:
HOLY COW HOW DID YOU LAND A DISNEY PRINCESS?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
Aripyanfar wrote:
HOLY COW HOW DID YOU LAND A DISNEY PRINCESS?
Quote:
Dear Journal,
I was walking through the woods today when I stumbled upon an unconscious girl. I thought to myself: "Jackpot."
I was walking through the woods today when I stumbled upon an unconscious girl. I thought to myself: "Jackpot."
Aripyanfar wrote:
Ok, it's not supposed to be all about the looks. But that's kind of all I have to go on right now. So I saw the first picture and thought Holy Cow, HOW did you land a 10? (Even though you scrub up very nicely yourself )
And then I saw the second pic with all the groomsman and thought
HOLY COW HOW DID YOU LAND A DISNEY PRINCESS?
I hope you two have your happily ever after, and functional arguments instead of escalating fights. <3
) And then I saw the second pic with all the groomsman and thought
HOLY COW HOW DID YOU LAND A DISNEY PRINCESS?
I hope you two have your happily ever after, and functional arguments instead of escalating fights. <3
Thanks everyone!
Congratulations! I love the dress! I love wedding dresses in general but gorgeous dress! Her bouquet completed it wonderfully!
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