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#1 Nov 20 2012 at 7:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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But the liberal Zam admin media makes it look like 60k.

Also, no one ever uses this guy: Smiley: glasses
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#2 Nov 20 2012 at 7:38 PM Rating: Good
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I'll be the first! Congrats!
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#3 Nov 20 2012 at 7:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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I wonder if it will roll over and go back to 1 now.
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#4 Nov 20 2012 at 7:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Holy **** thats alot of posts. Congratulations. Someday when Allakhazam forum posts are made into an official world currency, you shall be able to buy many things indeed!
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#5 Nov 20 2012 at 8:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Post more.
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#8 Nov 20 2012 at 9:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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I shudder to think how many of those were in response to Gbaji and Varus and whoever that crazy guy was with the whole "mess with the bull you get the horns" thing goin' on.
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#9 Nov 20 2012 at 9:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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You should probably subtract about 8k off of that number for liberal bias. Congrats on 60k. Had you spent every moment doing something else instead of posting, you could have achieved many other goals such as being fluent in three additional languages.
#10 Nov 20 2012 at 9:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Stop posting and get back to work, slacker.
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You have to keep in mind his post count has been oversampled with too many Democrats and are still being counted in Florida.
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#12 Nov 20 2012 at 10:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Unskewed, I have 100,000 posts easy.

It's just obvious! Smiley: glasses
#13 Nov 20 2012 at 11:10 PM Rating: Excellent
Christ, 100k. Gratz, and wow...
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I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
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Holy **** thats alot of posts. Congratulations. Someday when Allakhazam forum posts are made into an official world currency, you shall be able to buy many things indeed!

I'm surprised that online game deals sites aren't already paying him.
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#15 Nov 20 2012 at 11:43 PM Rating: Excellent
It just occurred to me that Jophiel's DingartTM bears some resemblance to this Smiley: schooled guy.

Prolly just coincidence.


Carbunculations on 60K, Jophiel!! Smiley: yippee
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#16 Nov 21 2012 at 12:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Thank god you wasted all that energy on posting, instead of forwarding the liberal agenda in the...WAIT A MINUTE....

Congrats
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#17 Nov 21 2012 at 5:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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#18 Nov 21 2012 at 6:01 AM Rating: Default
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If I didn't spend most of posts writing essays, I would have easily been over 10k by now.
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#19 Nov 21 2012 at 6:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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To think, this could have been me if only I hadn't left public service and gotten a real job.

Alas!
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#20 Nov 21 2012 at 6:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Christ, 100k. Gratz, and wow...



Sixty thousand.

Still "wow" but not quite as "wow" as all that.
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#21 Nov 21 2012 at 7:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Aw, and to think my first article here was interviewing you after 50k. Grats, Joph!
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#22 Nov 21 2012 at 7:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Also, no one ever uses this guy: Smiley: glasses
Congrats! May the words be always at your fingertips and the one-liners shine warm upon your posts. Smiley: clown (post lasik)
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#23 Nov 21 2012 at 8:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Almalieque wrote:
If I didn't spend most of posts writing essays, I would have easily been over 10k by now.

Yeah, but look at gbagi's post size, and post count...
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I contend he has several text files squirreled away that he just copies and pastes.
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#25 Nov 21 2012 at 8:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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It seems like your post count keeps increasing at an exponential rate. That or it's just linear and I've been spending much less time here. Wonder exactly when my post rate starting to dwindle.
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#26 Nov 21 2012 at 8:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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#29 Nov 21 2012 at 10:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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I know you only stick around for me...it's ok, I hang on your every word even when I'm not posting and my "WWJD" bumper sticker really stands for "Jophiel".

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#30 Nov 21 2012 at 11:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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The problem with the WWJophielDo philosophy is that no matter what question you pose it, the answer is always "eat a gyro."

Granted, that solves most of life's problems, but it'll occasionally get you into trouble.
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Holy **** thats alot of posts. Congratulations. Someday when Allakhazam forum posts are made into an official world currency, you shall be able to buy many things indeed!
Like 2 burritos and an old twinkie?




Also gratz Joph, going for 100k now?
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#32 Nov 21 2012 at 11:58 AM Rating: Good
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the answer is always "eat a Pierogi."

Polish guy from Chicago, come on, don't leave the low hanging ethnic humor out there, bubbie.
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#33 Nov 21 2012 at 11:59 AM Rating: Good
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#34 Nov 21 2012 at 12:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats Joph. I'm still trying to have the fewest post for an old timer AllaFem.
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#35 Nov 21 2012 at 12:10 PM Rating: Decent
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It's linear and remarkable consistent year to year.


I remember once seeing the stats on the average daily post count for top posters. Where can I see that?
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http://www.zam.com/cgi-bin/top250.pl







Edited, Nov 21st 2012 1:26pm by rdmcandie

Edited, Nov 21st 2012 1:31pm by rdmcandie
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the answer is always "eat a Pierogi."

Polish guy from Chicago, come on, don't leave the low hanging ethnic humor out there, bubbie.

Yeah, but he's got a thing for gyros. I haven't heard him wax poetic about pierogi or kolachky or anything like that.
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the answer is always "eat a Pierogi."

Polish guy from Chicago, come on, don't leave the low hanging ethnic humor out there, bubbie.

Yeah, but he's got a thing for gyros. I haven't heard him wax poetic about pierogi or kolachky or anything like that.

I thought it was a thing for the gyro girl. Poetic waxing usually involves steak.
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Holy ding dangs, I'm right after Omega.... Time to step it up a notch...




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I beat out Pikko Smiley: eek

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The problem with the WWJophielDo philosophy is that no matter what question you pose it, the answer is always "eat a gyro."

Granted, that solves most of life's problems, but it'll occasionally get you into trouble.


I thought the answer was post more. I hope this doesn't cause a schism.
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#43 Nov 21 2012 at 3:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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I hit 30k this week. I am half of one Jophiel. Smiley: um
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I beat out Pikko Smiley: eek

Nilatai is going down next!


I remember a time with Nila and I were racing to 10k, then I saw something shiny on the ground, and here we are.
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I've got two!
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Congratulations. Did you ever get those magazines?
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IGN probably rerouted them to China to give their employees some gold farming tips.

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I am most impressed that despite having a near 5 month lull in posting this year, my post/day count is @ about 7.5 a day. I wonder what it was before.

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#50 Nov 22 2012 at 2:30 AM Rating: Decent
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It's linear and remarkable consistent year to year.



Oh wow haha. That page is awesome. Looks like I pretty much stopped posting about 3 years ago, which would coincide with when I started focusing harder on college after my bad semester.
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Oh wow haha. That page is awesome. Looks like I pretty much stopped posting about 3 years ago, which would coincide with when I started focusing harder on college after my bad semester.

Graphs have been dead for over a year though, graphs still think I have 15.6k posts and am at place 33. I guess something broke and nobody cared, or it was too much effort for the 2 people and a goat that looked at them I guess.

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