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#1 Nov 20 2012 at 7:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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But the liberal Zam admin media makes it look like 60k.

Also, no one ever uses this guy: Smiley: glasses
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#2 Nov 20 2012 at 7:38 PM Rating: Good
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I'll be the first! Congrats!
#3 Nov 20 2012 at 7:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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I wonder if it will roll over and go back to 1 now.
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#4 Nov 20 2012 at 7:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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Holy crap thats alot of posts. Congratulations. Someday when Allakhazam forum posts are made into an official world currency, you shall be able to buy many things indeed!
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#5 Nov 20 2012 at 8:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Post more.
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#6 Nov 20 2012 at 8:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Congrats!

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#7 Nov 20 2012 at 8:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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#8 Nov 20 2012 at 9:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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I shudder to think how many of those were in response to Gbaji and Varus and whoever that crazy guy was with the whole "mess with the bull you get the horns" thing goin' on.
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#9 Nov 20 2012 at 9:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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You should probably subtract about 8k off of that number for liberal bias. Congrats on 60k. Had you spent every moment doing something else instead of posting, you could have achieved many other goals such as being fluent in three additional languages.
#10 Nov 20 2012 at 9:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Stop posting and get back to work, slacker.
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#11 Nov 20 2012 at 9:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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You have to keep in mind his post count has been oversampled with too many Democrats and are still being counted in Florida.
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#12 Nov 20 2012 at 10:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Unskewed, I have 100,000 posts easy.

It's just obvious! Smiley: glasses
#13 Nov 20 2012 at 11:10 PM Rating: Excellent
Christ, 100k. Gratz, and wow...
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#14 Nov 20 2012 at 11:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Holy crap thats alot of posts. Congratulations. Someday when Allakhazam forum posts are made into an official world currency, you shall be able to buy many things indeed!

I'm surprised that online game deals sites aren't already paying him.
#15 Nov 20 2012 at 11:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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It just occurred to me that Jophiel's DingartTM bears some resemblance to this Smiley: schooled guy.

Prolly just coincidence.


Carbunculations on 60K, Jophiel!! Smiley: yippee
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#16 Nov 21 2012 at 12:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Thank god you wasted all that energy on posting, instead of forwarding the liberal agenda in the...WAIT A MINUTE....

Congrats
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#17 Nov 21 2012 at 5:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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#18 Nov 21 2012 at 6:01 AM Rating: Default
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If I didn't spend most of posts writing essays, I would have easily been over 10k by now.
#19 Nov 21 2012 at 6:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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To think, this could have been me if only I hadn't left public service and gotten a real job.

Alas!
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#20 Nov 21 2012 at 6:37 AM Rating: Excellent
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Monsieur Driftwood wrote:
Christ, 100k. Gratz, and wow...



Sixty thousand.

Still "wow" but not quite as "wow" as all that.
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#21 Nov 21 2012 at 7:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Aw, and to think my first article here was interviewing you after 50k. Grats, Joph!
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#22 Nov 21 2012 at 7:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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Also, no one ever uses this guy: Smiley: glasses
Congrats! May the words be always at your fingertips and the one-liners shine warm upon your posts. Smiley: clown (post lasik)
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#23 Nov 21 2012 at 8:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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If I didn't spend most of posts writing essays, I would have easily been over 10k by now.

Yeah, but look at gbagi's post size, and post count...
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#24 Nov 21 2012 at 8:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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I contend he has several text files squirreled away that he just copies and pastes.
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#25 Nov 21 2012 at 8:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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It seems like your post count keeps increasing at an exponential rate. That or it's just linear and I've been spending much less time here. Wonder exactly when my post rate starting to dwindle.
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#26 Nov 21 2012 at 8:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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It's linear and remarkable consistent year to year.
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