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#1 Nov 20 2012 at 1:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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It is rather pathetic he keeps coming back. Smiley: laugh
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He ran off again, probably ******* himself in fear like your typical chicken-hawk conservative Smiley: laugh
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Pft, not a fifty dollar hostage.
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Fact is, a real man would fulfill their obligations.
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Yeah, well, it's not like Obama's victory counts anyway.
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They're still counting votes, so anything could happen.
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They're still counting votes, so anything could happen.

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#12 Nov 20 2012 at 2:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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They're still counting votes, so anything could happen.

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#13 Nov 20 2012 at 3:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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I like all the original content on that site:

website on Philadelphia wrote:
Vote Scamming in Philadelphia
Democrats are known for years for stuffing the ballot boxes in the city of Philadelphia, often it is the margin of victory for statewide candidates who lose state wide as Democrats but can win the election by gaining enough votes among the million registered voters, as well as other votes cast, in Philadelphia.


website on Cleveland wrote:
Vote Scamming in Cleveland
Democrats are known for years for stuffing the ballot boxes in the city of Cleveland, often it is the margin of victory for statewide candidates who lose state wide as Democrats but can win the election by gaining enough votes among the million registered voters, as well as other votes cast, in Cleveland.


website on Florida wrote:
Vote Scamming in Florida
Democrats are known for years for stuffing the ballot boxes in a number of heavily Democrat leaning counties in Florida


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Also, on Virginia:
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For the entire evening, as the vote totals were coming in, Mitt Romney lead in Virginia and continued to lead up to the point where 97% of the voting divisions were counted in Virginia and Romney held a 50 percent to 49 percent lead, enough of a lead that should have been upheld with only three percent of the votes left to be counted.
When they finished counting the votes in the state, at the last minute the total went to 51.1 percent to 47.4 percent in favor of Obama, after showing a lead of 1-4 percent lead in favor of Romney the entire night. That raises the question, where in the state where those last voters counted from and reported from? The answer to that will probably answer to where the votes came from.


A quick Google search found Virginia has a population of 8,096,604

If 97% have been tallied that is 7,853,706 votes in

So those three percent remaining to be tallied comes to 242,898

If 50% of that was for Romney then he had 3,926,853 votes.

If 49% of that was for Obama then he had 3,848,315 votes

Number needed to MATCH Romneys numbers: 78,538 out of our remaining 242,898 untallied votes or 32%.

I definitely see the conspiracy Smiley: tinfoilhat

Edited, Nov 20th 2012 1:10pm by stupidmonkey
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That raises the question, where in the state where those last voters counted from and reported from? The answer to that will probably answer to where the votes came from.



Why is the sky blue? The answer to that will probably answer why the sky is blue.
What is 2+2? The answer to that will probably answer what 2+2 is.

I'm not sure what this website is trying to say...

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They're still counting votes, so anything could happen.

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Aren't those black states also the same states Dubya stole?
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In many of the black counties in pa obama received 110% of the vote.

You joke but mark my words in 2014 when obamacare is fully implemented we will no longer be talking about recession but how are we going to avoid a depression. And it will be minorities, welfare leeches, and women that made it possible.

I'm going to continue to harp on this you can mark it down.

So we should phase out women?
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I'm going to continue to harp on this you can mark it down.
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#19 Nov 21 2012 at 5:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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I see ya, you little pussy. Come to pay up yet or will daddy not give you the money??

I bet he doesn't want to pay his taxes, either!
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You joke but mark my words in 2014 when obamacare is fully implemented we will no longer be talking about recession but how are we going to avoid a depression. And it will be minorities, welfare leeches, and women that made it possible.

I'm going to continue to harp on this you can mark it down.

What will your username be by then? How will we know it's you?
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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I like all the original content on that site:

website on Philadelphia wrote:
Vote Scamming in Philadelphia
Democrats are known for years for stuffing the ballot boxes in the city of Philadelphia, often it is the margin of victory for statewide candidates who lose state wide as Democrats but can win the election by gaining enough votes among the million registered voters, as well as other votes cast, in Philadelphia.


website on Cleveland wrote:
Vote Scamming in Cleveland
Democrats are known for years for stuffing the ballot boxes in the city of Cleveland, often it is the margin of victory for statewide candidates who lose state wide as Democrats but can win the election by gaining enough votes among the million registered voters, as well as other votes cast, in Cleveland.


website on Florida wrote:
Vote Scamming in Florida
Democrats are known for years for stuffing the ballot boxes in a number of heavily Democrat leaning counties in Florida


ETA:

Also, on Virginia:
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For the entire evening, as the vote totals were coming in, Mitt Romney lead in Virginia and continued to lead up to the point where 97% of the voting divisions were counted in Virginia and Romney held a 50 percent to 49 percent lead, enough of a lead that should have been upheld with only three percent of the votes left to be counted.
When they finished counting the votes in the state, at the last minute the total went to 51.1 percent to 47.4 percent in favor of Obama, after showing a lead of 1-4 percent lead in favor of Romney the entire night. That raises the question, where in the state where those last voters counted from and reported from? The answer to that will probably answer to where the votes came from.


A quick Google search found Virginia has a population of 8,096,604

If 97% have been tallied that is 7,853,706 votes in

So those three percent remaining to be tallied comes to 242,898

If 50% of that was for Romney then he had 3,926,853 votes.

If 49% of that was for Obama then he had 3,848,315 votes

Number needed to MATCH Romneys numbers: 78,538 out of our remaining 242,898 untallied votes or 32%.

I definitely see the conspiracy Smiley: tinfoilhat

Edited, Nov 20th 2012 1:10pm by stupidmonkey


Couple of problems here are that:

a) Not all of Virginia's population are eligible to vote because of age, not registering in time, or sundry other reasons

b) No state got anywhere near 100% turnout of registered voters. Average was somewhere around 65% I think I heard.

I don't think there was anywhere near enough "irregularities" to sway the election, but I thought it was worth pointing those 2 things out.
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#22 Nov 21 2012 at 7:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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You joke but mark my words in 2014 when obamacare is fully implemented we will no longer be talking about recession but how are we going to avoid a depression. And it will be minorities, welfare leeches, and women that made it possible.

I'm going to continue to harp on this you can mark it down.

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Couple of problems here are that:

a) Not all of Virginia's population are eligible to vote because of age, not registering in time, or sundry other reasons

b) No state got anywhere near 100% turnout of registered voters. Average was somewhere around 65% I think I heard.

I don't think there was anywhere near enough "irregularities" to sway the election, but I thought it was worth pointing those 2 things out.


Those are very valid points.
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That raises the question, where in the state where those last voters counted from and reported from?

My bet is on the votes by students in college who voted at college instead of making the trip back to where they live.
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You guys know he's still muted right?
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He's managed to make a new account a thousand other times. You think he wouldn't had he won the bet?
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#27 Nov 22 2012 at 8:39 AM Rating: Decent
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In many of the black counties in pa obama received 110% of the vote.


Mathematically impossible. Terribly racist. And completely false if you're looking to build a conspiracy theory.
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Who?
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He's managed to make a new account a thousand other times. You think he wouldn't had he won the bet?


Yeah, he got told rather pointedly and bluntly not to this last time.
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And you think that stopped him?
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And you think that stopped him?
So far, I'd say it has.
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Yeah, he got told rather pointedly and bluntly not to this last time.

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Apparently, Romney has dropped down to 47.50% of the popular vote and is probably going to hit roundabouts 47% on the nose by the time the provisionals in California are all counted.

If he hits 47.00% exactly, we'll know there is a God, and he/she is a liberal.
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In many of the black counties in pa obama received 110% of the vote.


Mathematically impossible. Terribly racist. And completely false if you're looking to build a conspiracy theory.

It's not mathematically impossible when dead people vote you imbecile.

And no it's not racist to state the truth. You're racist for ignoring it.


Oh god, I would LOVE to see your source for the dead people voting thing. It would seriously make my day. If that happened in numbers high enough to have any decisive effect on the election, it would be the single most hilarious scandal ever.
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