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I wonder if any of these "invisible" black people in Maine will step forward and politely remind him that they've been a janitor in the city hall for the last ten years, or helped deliver his eldest son twenty years ago in the hospital...
Never been to Maine? While comical and racist, it would be beyond passing strange to see 10 black folks vote in The County. North of Bamgor, Maine is about 99.999995% white.
Never been to Maine? While comical and racist, it would be beyond passing strange to see 10 black folks vote in The County. North of Bamgor, Maine is about 99.999995% white.
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I was just thinking, outside of Portland, it might actually be hard to get 25 black people together for a picture. Hell, the same could be said for NH north of Manchester & most of VT.
Edited, Nov 15th 2012 1:41pm by Omegavegeta
Edited, Nov 15th 2012 1:41pm by Omegavegeta
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
So if someone wanted to perpetuate voter fraud, wouldn't it be better to have white actors passing as voters so as to be camouflaged? 
Why not just have them use whiteface?
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Given what that guy is like, if I was one of the 25 black people in his district I'd probably want to show up as a group as well.
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The alleged voter fraud would be probably be better used in a state in which every election didn't go Democratic (or Independent) by double-digits.
Hey! Romney could have won that one Congressional district and only lost 331-207 instead!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
That was some momentum.
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Kavekk wrote:
Woah, get your own penal colony.
Technically it's a social experiment, now. Think the vaults from Fallout but on a much grander scale.
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ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
gbaji wrote:
No. But people who don't pay taxes generally don't complain about them.
Like Wesley Snipes!
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Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
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Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
gbaji wrote:
No. But people who don't pay taxes generally don't complain about them.
Like Wesley Snipes!
Granted he didn't care about taxes since he can beat the **** out of anyone in the prison.
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Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Professor stupidmonkey wrote:
gbaji wrote:
No. But people who don't pay taxes generally don't complain about them.
Like Wesley Snipes!
Granted he didn't care about taxes since he can beat the sh*t out of anyone in the prison.
Well, yeah, when you are the daywalker, you aren't worried about some prisoners!
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Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
So, if all 50 states "concede", how exactly will that work?
Will the last state be "not it" as the official U.S.A?
Will the last state be "not it" as the official U.S.A?Almalieque wrote:
So, if all 50 states "concede", how exactly will that work? Will the last state be "not it" as the official U.S.A?
Will the last state be "not it" as the official U.S.A?Well one state can't be "United States" of anything.
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Solrain wrote:
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Nilatai wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
So, if all 50 states "concede", how exactly will that work? Will the last state be "not it" as the official U.S.A?
Will the last state be "not it" as the official U.S.A?Well one state can't be "United States" of anything.
Well, I figured that much, but what about the single states? What would they become? Individual countries? I would assume that they would still US money. Would that increase or decrease the US dollar? I would assume that it would make it that much harder to pay back debt, then again, it may be less money that the government has to spend on people.
I guess the questions wouldn't stop. That would be a very interesting scenario.
Almalieque wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
So, if all 50 states "concede", how exactly will that work? Will the last state be "not it" as the official U.S.A?
Will the last state be "not it" as the official U.S.A?Well one state can't be "United States" of anything.
Well, I figured that much, but what about the single states? What would they become? Individual countries? I would assume that they would still US money. Would that increase or decrease the US dollar? I would assume that it would make it that much harder to pay back debt, then again, it may be less money that the government has to spend on people.
I guess the questions wouldn't stop. That would be a very interesting scenario.
They would become states, with state currencies, or, pending what sorts of fragmenting event, something else entirely.
Just as Planned.
New York City would go from being the greatest city in the world into the greatest state in the world, and turn the state into the greatest nation in the world. You guys leaving would be great status upgrades for us.
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Well, NY exists as it is today as a trading hub. Without the U.S.A it would have ...problems.
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This is nothing more than someone "committing suicide" by slicing their wrist..... just wanting attention. There's no thought out plan of execution.
I would come stay in New York, if it wasn't so far north. Seriously, can you guys just do something about the cold already?
Nadenu wrote:
Seriously, can you guys just do something about the cold already?
We do... we stop being wusses.
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The subway grates stay warm year round.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Nadenu wrote:
I would come stay in New York, if it wasn't so far north. Seriously, can you guys just do something about the cold already?
Global Warming takes a few decades to get up to temp. In the meantime wool socks and a scarf should do the trick.
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