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#27 Nov 13 2012 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
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I've said before that New York is the greatest nation in the world.
It's funny because it's true.

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#28 Nov 13 2012 at 10:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, I saw a thread on some right-wing forum in which they discussed where the best place would be to move.

Was Gbaji there, testing their logic and views by providing a Democratic/liberal counterpoint?
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#29 Nov 13 2012 at 10:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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It really doesn't have much to do with that. Solid blue states have some petitions too. Conservative crazies can live anywhere. And I imagine if you're super conservative in a solid blue state, the crazy is only likely to be amplified.


And then once the state gets independent, their county has to petition because the state is too liberal. Of course the county seat is full of socialist freeloaders as well, best to not be associated with them. Lord knows that the faux conservatives living on the other side of the tracks from you aren't much better. Neither is your neighbor with his constant whining about some neighborhood leash pet policy thing.

Obviously the only logical choice is to grab your gun, barricade yourself inside your living room, and refuse to give any money to that **** commie wife of yours WHO THREATENED TO SHUT OFF THE CABLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CORNHUSKERS GAME IF YOU DON'T TAKE OUT THE TRASH! Smiley: mad
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#30 Nov 13 2012 at 10:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
It really doesn't have much to do with that. Solid blue states have some petitions too. Conservative crazies can live anywhere. And I imagine if you're super conservative in a solid blue state, the crazy is only likely to be amplified.


And then once the state gets independent, their county has to petition because the state is too liberal. Of course the county seat is full of socialist freeloaders as well, best to not be associated with them. Lord knows that the faux conservatives living on the other side of the tracks from you aren't much better. Neither is your neighbor with his constant whining about some neighborhood leash pet policy thing.

Obviously the only logical choice is to grab your gun, barricade yourself inside your living room, and refuse to give any money to that **** commie wife of yours WHO THREATENED TO SHUT OFF THE CABLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CORNHUSKERS GAME IF YOU DON'T TAKE OUT THE TRASH! Smiley: mad


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#31 Nov 13 2012 at 10:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Make the neighbors pot-smoking lesbians next time?
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#32 Nov 13 2012 at 10:38 AM Rating: Default
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Make the neighbors pot-smoking lesbians next time?


Well if Any of Colorado or Washingtons Neighbors leave, I think that would become a reality.
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#33 Nov 13 2012 at 10:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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I heard on some forum that NC asked to secede. It was the first (and only) time I heard about it. The liberal media must be hiding that info from us average joes.
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We petition the Obama Administration to:
Deport Everyone That Signed A Petition To Withdraw Their State From The United States Of America.


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Edited, Nov 13th 2012 11:02am by Jophiel
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#35 Nov 13 2012 at 11:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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I was just saying the other day that I wished there were nation-wide initiatives, like they have on state and local levels. Looks like I may have to eat my words on that one... Smiley: lol

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#36 Nov 13 2012 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
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Loving the people from OH, CO, OK etc signing the Texas petition.

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#37 Nov 13 2012 at 11:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Some of these petitions are hilarious. Outlaw insulting religious prophets is a good one. ****, lets start censoring the internet while we're at it..
#38 Nov 13 2012 at 11:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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'Recount the election' seems to be doing well. Smiley: rolleyes
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#39 Nov 13 2012 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good
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The liberal media must be hiding that info from us average joes.
Well, yeah. You can't expect the rest of us to know about news in Chicago.
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Yeah, I saw a thread on some right-wing forum in which they discussed where the best place would be to move.

For those people? Philippines. Everyone speaks English, and those morons aren't about learn another language. Also costs virtually nothing, and obviously these are slack jawed retards with no skills we're talking about, so a $2 an hour job there has to carry them a long way.
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#41 Nov 13 2012 at 7:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, I saw a thread on some right-wing forum in which they discussed where the best place would be to move.

For those people? Philippines. Everyone speaks English, and those morons aren't about learn another language. Also costs virtually nothing, and obviously these are slack jawed retards with no skills we're talking about, so a $2 an hour job there has to carry them a long way.



Too many Muslims.

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Yeah, I saw a thread on some right-wing forum in which they discussed where the best place would be to move.

For those people? Philippines. Everyone speaks English, and those morons aren't about learn another language. Also costs virtually nothing, and obviously these are slack jawed retards with no skills we're talking about, so a $2 an hour job there has to carry them a long way.



Too many Muslims.


I always thought most Phillipinos were Catholic. Then again, the one time Thumb said something and now are the only two instances in my life where I've considered the religious majority there.
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Smasharoo wrote:
Yeah, I saw a thread on some right-wing forum in which they discussed where the best place would be to move.

For those people? Philippines. Everyone speaks English, and those morons aren't about learn another language. Also costs virtually nothing, and obviously these are slack jawed retards with no skills we're talking about, so a $2 an hour job there has to carry them a long way.



Too many Muslims.


I always thought most Phillipinos were Catholic. Then again, the one time Thumb said something and now are the only two instances in my life where I've considered the religious majority there.


I always thought most Phillipinos were ladyboys.
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Samira wrote:
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Yeah, I saw a thread on some right-wing forum in which they discussed where the best place would be to move.

For those people? Philippines. Everyone speaks English, and those morons aren't about learn another language. Also costs virtually nothing, and obviously these are slack jawed retards with no skills we're talking about, so a $2 an hour job there has to carry them a long way.

Too many Muslims.

I think you're thinking Indonesia. Unless 10% is too many?
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#46 Nov 13 2012 at 8:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, I saw a thread on some right-wing forum in which they discussed where the best place would be to move.

For those people? Philippines. Everyone speaks English, and those morons aren't about learn another language. Also costs virtually nothing, and obviously these are slack jawed retards with no skills we're talking about, so a $2 an hour job there has to carry them a long way.

Too many Muslims.

I think you're thinking Indonesia. Unless 10% is too many?


iirc the US percentage is ~0.8%, so yeah, way too much.
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Yeah, I saw a thread on some right-wing forum in which they discussed where the best place would be to move.

For those people? Philippines. Everyone speaks English, and those morons aren't about learn another language. Also costs virtually nothing, and obviously these are slack jawed retards with no skills we're talking about, so a $2 an hour job there has to carry them a long way.

Too many Muslims.

I think you're thinking Indonesia. Unless 10% is too many?


iirc the US percentage is ~0.8%, so yeah, way too much.


I dunno if you are being serious or not, because I didn't really read the whole discussion. If serious 10% of 3.7 million is less than 1/4 the entire current muslim population in the US.


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#48 Nov 13 2012 at 10:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Do you not know why a percentage is the correct metric to use in this situation?

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What's 3.7 million?
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oh wow, im sorry TLW I totally thought this was the PR thread, and thought you were complaining because 10% of the population was Muslim... carry on.

Edited, Nov 14th 2012 12:02am by rdmcandie
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#51 Nov 14 2012 at 4:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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I really, really wish we could deport people who complain about paying taxes for infrastructure and the basic essential necessities of life to an untouched wilderness.

BIG Shame we don't have any excess untouched wildernesses any more.
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