idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
It really doesn't have much to do with that. Solid blue states have some petitions too. Conservative crazies can live anywhere. And I imagine if you're super conservative in a solid blue state, the crazy is only likely to be amplified.
And then once the state gets independent, their county has to petition because the state is too liberal. Of course the county seat is full of socialist freeloaders as well, best to not be associated with them. Lord knows that the faux conservatives living on the other side of the tracks from you aren't much better. Neither is your neighbor with his constant whining about some neighborhood leash pet policy thing.
Obviously the only logical choice is to grab your gun, barricade yourself inside your living room, and refuse to give any money to that **** commie wife of yours WHO THREATENED TO SHUT OFF THE CABLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CORNHUSKERS GAME IF YOU DON'T TAKE OUT THE TRASH!
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover