Early exit polls show an easy Obama win. Unfortunately, early exit polls are made out of witchcraft and anuses so I wouldn't pop the champagne just yet.
That NC number is barely plausible. The rest seem fairly inline with expectations. But, again, exit polls yadda. My random DEM friends in OH tell me Cuyahoga will likely break turnout records, but they're mostly lying assholes. So you know, caveat.
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