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#527 Nov 06 2012 at 9:36 PM Rating: Good
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So Romney said he only wrote a victory speech. I wonder if he's got people working on that other speech right now.

He's going to say "Fuck America" and drop the mic.


I would recall my vote and vote for Romney on that alone.
That'll show him!
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#528 Nov 06 2012 at 9:36 PM Rating: Decent
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He's going to say ********** America" and drop the mic.

Probably offer to release his tax returns and take the country private. Also wouldn't rule out shoe polish blackface ala "Silver Streak" in late attempt to appeal to black voters.
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#529 Nov 06 2012 at 9:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So Romney said he only wrote a victory speech. I wonder if he's got people working on that other speech right now.


Outsourced laborers bringing him binders full of concession speeches.

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#530 Nov 06 2012 at 9:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Scott Browns speech was pretty good.
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#531 Nov 06 2012 at 9:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So Romney said he only wrote a victory speech. I wonder if he's got people working on that other speech right now.

He's going to say "Fuck America" and drop the mic.
What about "***** you guys, I'm going home!"?
#532 Nov 06 2012 at 9:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'll raise you a "I'm moving to the Caymans"
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#533 Nov 06 2012 at 9:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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CNN's VA page keeps dying on me but Twitter says narrow leads now for Obama and Kaine?
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#534 Nov 06 2012 at 9:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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This guy who paid CNN to run his political ad at 9:40pm on election night sure knows how to spend money.
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#535 Nov 06 2012 at 9:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Politico still shows a 1% lead for Romney, but I know nothing about the counties.

Edited, Nov 6th 2012 9:41pm by Xsarus
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#536 Nov 06 2012 at 9:41 PM Rating: Default
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Demea wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
So Romney said he only wrote a victory speech. I wonder if he's got people working on that other speech right now.

He's going to say "Fuck America" and drop the mic.


I would recall my vote and vote for Romney on that alone.
That'll show him!


Darn skippy.. I'm a super delegate.... even though TN is RED..Smiley: glare I wish I were in a state that mattered.
#537 Nov 06 2012 at 9:41 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
CNN's VA page keeps dying on me but Twitter says narrow leads now for Obama and Kaine?
Showing 40k behind for me. 80k behind in NC and 20k ahead in FL.
#538 Nov 06 2012 at 9:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Apparently a few people on intrade are going for the big payout long shot,
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#539 Nov 06 2012 at 9:43 PM Rating: Decent
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CNN's VA page keeps dying on me but Twitter says narrow leads now for Obama and Kaine?

Kaine will win. If Fairfax county is really only 1% in, Obama will win by 2%.
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#540 Nov 06 2012 at 9:44 PM Rating: Good
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We should have done this in IRC.

Do people still use IRC?
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#541 Nov 06 2012 at 9:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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I remember IRC. They asylum had a channel and everything.

Doesn't help my post count though.
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#542 Nov 06 2012 at 9:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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IRC doesn't immortalize my inane comments for future generations to appreciate.
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#543 Nov 06 2012 at 9:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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IRC doesn't give +1's.
#544 Nov 06 2012 at 9:46 PM Rating: Good
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
I remember IRC. They asylum had a channel and everything.

Doesn't help my post count though.


You're an Admin, do something about that. Words to Post Count credits. IRC would boom with activity.
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#545 Nov 06 2012 at 9:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why is every station carrying all of browns speech. Surely it isn't that interesting. He's just rambling at this point.
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IRC doesn't immortalize my inane comments for future generations to appreciate.

We have binders full of them that we force Hannah to read as a punishment.
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#547 Nov 06 2012 at 9:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Joph, I'm counting on you clearing 60K this election.
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#548 Nov 06 2012 at 9:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smasharoo wrote:
IRC doesn't immortalize my inane comments for future generations to appreciate.

We have binders full of them that we force Hannah to read as a punishment.

Do you also make her analyse Gbaji's and Jophs gay marriage arguments?
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
Joph, I'm counting on you clearing 60K this election.

Unskew my post count and I'm already at 71,500
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#550 Nov 06 2012 at 9:48 PM Rating: Default
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FOX is using MACs... I didn't think I could lose any more respect for them.
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CBS called VA for Kaine
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