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#502 Nov 06 2012 at 9:09 PM Rating: Default
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Belkira wrote:
A chick I used to baby sit is on my friends list on Facebook and she wrote that she was appalled and saddened by some random guy on the news saying that we weren't a "Christian nation" any more. One of her friends commented, "It's true. If we were, we never would've let a Muslim into the White House."

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Edited, Nov 6th 2012 9:05pm by Belkira


Religious people embarrass me..... Atheist are just as dumb, but they seem to be more quiet.
#503 Nov 06 2012 at 9:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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MO Senate called for McCaskill.
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#504 Nov 06 2012 at 9:11 PM Rating: Good
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Akin got legitimately raped...
#505 Nov 06 2012 at 9:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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InTrade has gone to 95% Obama. Time to buy some Romney shares for a huge profit!!

Edited, Nov 6th 2012 9:14pm by Xsarus
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#506 Nov 06 2012 at 9:15 PM Rating: Good
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So, if/when Obama wins that means Michael Barone gets run out of town and has to live under a bridge, eating mice, right? Because hearing the conservatives laud his predictions for the past week felt a lot what I imagine being a Republican and hearing about Nate Silver must be like.

Don't be silly, failing at prediction has no penalty in US public life.
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#508 Nov 06 2012 at 9:17 PM Rating: Good
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CBS is detailing about how strangely white women in Iowa have won it for Obama.

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They voted for him last time. Once you go Barrack...
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Don't be silly, failing at prediction has no penalty in US public life.

I hope you didn't think I was being serious. Was playing off the smug conservatives yesterday predicting Mr. Silver crucified after Romney sweeps the nation.

Obama up about 50,000 in FL.
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Obama up about 50,000 in FL

Given how late the Dade/Broward stuff usually finalizes that feels like game over, but I've sworn of micro analysis this year. When Gwen Ifel tells me the brother won, I'll go to sleep.
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Once you've gone micro ****...
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#513 Nov 06 2012 at 9:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Fucking useless Bob Kerry. No more Dem candidates named Kerry.

Edited, Nov 6th 2012 10:22pm by Smasharoo
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#514 Nov 06 2012 at 9:22 PM Rating: Good
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If Obama wins the EC, but loses the popular vote, make sure to bolt down the furniture so it isn't upended when all the liberal pundits jump to the other side of that argument.
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#515 Nov 06 2012 at 9:23 PM Rating: Default
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Yea, I"m not going to sleep until it's over... since everyone will be staying up, it's not a big deal.
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If Obama wins the EC, but loses the popular vote

He won't. That's basically out of the question at this point. Romney could conceivably win the EV and lose the popular vote, but it would almost require obvious fraud in OH at this point.
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#517 Nov 06 2012 at 9:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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I love Fox, the anchor interrupted this one guest, almost begging him to stop saying Obama will probably win.
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VA needs to step up. Obama is down like 1% in friggin NC and a million-thousand percent in VA
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Tim Kaine wins. There's a Macacca pun somewhere, but I'm 5 Guinness in, so, no, I got nuthin.
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Freepers saying that "They are using FOX to discourage the Republican voters in the West." Smiley: laugh
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#521 Nov 06 2012 at 9:30 PM Rating: Default
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They should make the states that matter have their polls close early like at 1600.....
#522 Nov 06 2012 at 9:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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So Romney said he only wrote a victory speech. I wonder if he's got people working on that other speech right now.
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VA needs to step up. Obama is down like 1% in friggin NC and a million-thousand percent in VA

Fairfax not in. 95/5 Obama wins. Ticket splitting Kaine/Romney will be extremely rare, I'd think. Who knows, though, I haven't been there in a while.

I lied about the micro analysis. I figure since I'm hammered, I'll worry less about it at least.
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So Romney said he only wrote a victory speech. I wonder if he's got people working on that other speech right now.

He's going to say "Fuck America" and drop the mic.
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#525 Nov 06 2012 at 9:35 PM Rating: Default
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So Romney said he only wrote a victory speech. I wonder if he's got people working on that other speech right now.

He's going to say "Fuck America" and drop the mic.


I would recall my vote and vote for Romney on that alone.
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