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Aw, I don't see knoxxsouthy lurking either. That makes me sad :(
Of course not, then he would have to come up with the bet money.
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Of course not, then he would have to come up with the bet money.
Breaking News: Florida results unskewed to match Rasmussen -- Romney now leading by 15%
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I know live streaming can be pretty rough but whoever is working the soundboard for Politico is not doing a very good job.
Is that how voting works?
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MA Senate called for Warren.
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CNN calls senate wins for Warren (MA) and Donnelly (IN)
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Smasharoo wrote:
MA Senate called for Warren.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Smasharoo wrote:
You're welcome.
Good job.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Has Boehner always had a lisp?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
How could you elect someone who pretends to be an Indian?
A HARVARD Indian! I swore a death pact at a secret society to just vote for any Harvard professors that ran, so I didn't have much choice.
A HARVARD Indian! I swore a death pact at a secret society to just vote for any Harvard professors that ran, so I didn't have much choice.
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I predict the winner is a Harvard Graduate with a white mother.... 99.9% sure... according to my awesome inner polls
At least it wasn't a blood oath.
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That dumb pension amendment is going to pass in IL.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
At least it wasn't a blood oath.
No, thank goodness, we just kill a Yalie. This sounds challenging, but the gutters of New Haven are full with homeless Yale PhDs.
No, thank goodness, we just kill a Yalie. This sounds challenging, but the gutters of New Haven are full with homeless Yale PhDs.
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Good thing Romney played to 30000 in PA.
Seriously, Republicans, stop putting complete dipshits on the senate ballot. How did you guys manage to fuck this election up and stay the minority party?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Nevermind, they close at 10pm.
Edited, Nov 6th 2012 8:59pm by Xsarus
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
What's wrong with Iowa? Do they not get to vote?
We pick one state per election. Iowa drew the short straw.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
So looks like FL and OH are going to end up Blue. Good night.
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So looks like FL and OH are going to end up Blue. Good night.
Either one will do.
Either one will do.
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A chick I used to baby sit is on my friends list on Facebook and she wrote that she was appalled and saddened by some random guy on the news saying that we weren't a "Christian nation" any more. One of her friends commented, "It's true. If we were, we never would've let a Muslim into the White House."
I hate people.
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I hate people.
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Fuck, Romney won Montana. Why do I keep hoping the Brokeback Mountain vote will come through?
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Smasharoo wrote:
Fuck, Romney won Montana. Why do I keep hoping the Brokeback Mountain vote will come through?
If Ledger were still alive, maybe.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Axlerod moustachio chances for survival looking good.
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So, if/when Obama wins that means Michael Barone gets run out of town and has to live under a bridge, eating mice, right? Because hearing the conservatives laud his predictions for the past week felt a lot what I imagine being a Republican and hearing about Nate Silver must be like.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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