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CNN is showing rally scenes from Chicago and Boston. No one in Boston is smiling.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
CNN breaking news! GOP to keep control of the House! Crowds shocked!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Dutch news site says it's Obama 52 - Romney 46 in Wisconsin. With Obama leading in Ohio and New Hampshire as well that means Romney needs to win every other state for a draw. I can understand the lack of smiles.
With Obama leading in Ohio and New Hampshire as well that means Romney needs to win every other state for a draw. I can understand the lack of smiles.
Florida not called for Romney yet is a terrible sign for them. Still, they could obviously win tight races in VI, FL, and OH and win, but...they're not their own target audience. They aren't morons.
PA called for O.
Florida not called for Romney yet is a terrible sign for them. Still, they could obviously win tight races in VI, FL, and OH and win, but...they're not their own target audience. They aren't morons.
PA called for O.
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My Nebraskan farmer baptist sister just posted a gif to fb that reads "No matter who is president, Jesus is King". She's such a trooper.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I'm really hating Florida.
Elinda wrote:
"No matter who is president, Jesus is King"
I told you Obama wasn't responsible for the unemployment numbers.
Belkira wrote:
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So how about that internal Romney polling showing PA tied and in play?
Belkira wrote:
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My birthday is January 20. I'm going to be pissed if I have to watch Mitt Romney's stupid face on my 23rd...
IDrownFish wrote:
Anyways, you all are horrible, @#%^ed up people
lolgaxe wrote:
Never underestimate the healing power of a massive dong.
Wisconsin called for O. Romney needs a miracle.
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Effing Florida is at 600 vote difference with 7 million counted. I hate that ******* state. Hope Obama can hit 299 so we don't have to wait for a recount.
Even if Obama loses VA and FL, once he gets Ohio, it's essentially impossible for Romney to win.
Belkira wrote:
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Jophiel wrote:
So how about that internal Romney polling showing PA tied and in play?
I didn't even know anything about "internal polling" till yesterday... another reason why I don't like these polls.
Miami-Dade starting to roll in and Obama is up 14,000 in FL.
Belkira wrote:
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From National Review Corner:
"Senator Portman tried to pump up the crowd here in Columbus, but they were having none of it. It’s remarkably downbeat here: All eyes are glued to television screens and smart phones, and the aides and staffers aren’t saying anything. A few people are sitting glumly on the sofas, and the general mood is pretty tense. "
"Senator Portman tried to pump up the crowd here in Columbus, but they were having none of it. It’s remarkably downbeat here: All eyes are glued to television screens and smart phones, and the aides and staffers aren’t saying anything. A few people are sitting glumly on the sofas, and the general mood is pretty tense. "
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trickybeck wrote:
Effing Florida is at 600 vote difference with 7 million counted. I hate that @#%^ing state. Hope Obama can hit 299 so we don't have to wait for a recount.
Eff Florida.. I've moved on to Ohio..
I'm sorry Florida, you know I didn't mean it..
Jophiel wrote:
Miami-Dade starting to roll in and Obama is up 14,000 in FL.
But that pan handle is going to win it for R.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Miami-Dade starting to roll in and Obama is up 14,000 in FL.
It'll be a long night for those slack jawed yokels to get a useful number up. Hopefully VI or OH comes in before midnight and I can sleep.
It'll be a long night for those slack jawed yokels to get a useful number up. Hopefully VI or OH comes in before midnight and I can sleep.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
trickybeck wrote:
Effing Florida is at 600 vote difference with 7 million counted. I hate that @#%^ing state. Hope Obama can hit 299 so we don't have to wait for a recount.
CBS Calls New Hampshire for that Kenyan fellow.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Romney's massive momentum seems to have whisked Gbaji right off the thread. The power of it is amazing.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
No ThiefX or Crazylegs either! They must be at the victory rallies.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Aw, I don't see knoxxsouthy lurking either. That makes me sad :(
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I can't wait to see FOX celebrate. I really can't make fun of anyone Facebook since the vast majority of my "Friend list" is Dem.
At least FL bounced back to 50/50 with a 10k lead for Obama so that's something? Edit: aand back to 50-49 for Obama.
Edited, Nov 7th 2012 3:46am by Aethien
Edited, Nov 7th 2012 3:46am by Aethien
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