Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Tell that to the people who are lactose intolerant.
Those aren't really people.
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Those aren't really people.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Tell that to the people who are lactose intolerant.
Those aren't really people.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
But then they can't have delicious brie, caramelized onions and prosciutto sandwiches!
Sometimes, two days worth of **** pee is worth it.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
idiggory, King of Bards wrote:
But then they can't have delicious brie, caramelized onions and prosciutto sandwiches!
Sometimes, two days worth of **** pee is worth it.
Or you know... you could take a couple of those pills...
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
maybe he's lactose intolerance pill intolerant?
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Isn't calling it a toasted grilled cheese sandwich just being redundant?
The grilling is what actually "toasts" the bread, isn't it?
The grilling is what actually "toasts" the bread, isn't it?
BrownDuck wrote:
Is there any other kind of grilled cheese sammich? I mean, I suppose you could throw a piece of cheese between two slices of untoasted bread and microwave it to melt the cheese, but EW EW EW.
And I mean, if I'm going to use the skillet, I may as well make two slices of Spit-in-the-Ocean, and then put some cheese in the middle of them.
Edited, Oct 25th 2012 6:52pm by Spoonless
I've thrown a slice of cheese on toasted bread and microwaved it for 10-15 seconds. Good enough for government work.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I've thrown a slice of cheese on toasted bread and microwaved it for 10-15 seconds. Good enough for government work.
Then I'd get cheese in my toaster. 'Sides, melted is melted.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Microwaving second can lead to soggy toast, and nobody wants that. Properly distribute the cheese so that upon microwaving, it does not exceed the boundaries of the bread. In the case that you are terrible at doing this, the bread may be laid upon a piece of foil before insertion into the toaster oven.
Note: Don't ******* microwave it on the foil, you *********
Note: Don't ******* microwave it on the foil, you *********
Microwaving for 15 seconds is enough to melt the cheese without significantly dampening the toast.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
If you're going to both toast and microwave it anyway, why not just do it in the proper ******* order?
I don't have a toaster oven, for one. For two, I don't really give a shit about my 'grilled' cheese sandwiches aside from the bread being toasted and the cheese melted.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Why would you buy a regular toaster over a toaster oven? Does it really save that much more space? I'm truly curious, here.
Also, I take back every nice thing I've ever said about you.
Microwaving for 15 seconds is enough to melt the cheese without significantly dampening the toast.
Just use Cheeze-Wiz and crackers. You're one step away.
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Spoonless wrote:
Why would you buy a regular toaster over a toaster oven?
Because I only ever desire to use it to make toast.
Smasharoo wrote:
Just use Cheeze-Wiz and crackers. You're one step away.
Yeah, grilled cheese is already "Oh crap, we're out of real food" eatin'. I can't bring myself to take it seriously as an art.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I don't have a toaster oven, for one. For two, I don't really give a shit about my 'grilled' cheese sandwiches aside from the bread being toasted and the cheese melted.
The butter is a key component!
I guess you could butter the bread then put it in a toaster. Doesn't quite come out the same as in a frying pan though.
I'll happily admit that my way isn't as good as a proper sandwich. I just don't care enough about the difference to make any extra effort. Hence my "Good enough for government work" remark.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I'll happily admit that my way isn't as good as a proper sandwich. I just don't care enough about the difference to make any extra effort. Hence my "Good enough for government work" remark.
Good enough for communist government, maybe. Proper grilled cheese is an extension of American patriotism. Go back to Poland with your half-shod sandwiches.
The culinary skills displayed in this thread are rather pathetic.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
trickybeck wrote:
Good enough for communist government, maybe.
Is there any other government? Obama 2012!
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Go back to Poland with your half-shod sandwiches.
I don't believe the people of Poland consider themselves sandwich-oppressed.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
sandwich-oppressed.
That's a panini; geeze you are bad at this.
is a depressed-sandwitch some sort of goth wiccan?
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