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#52 Oct 11 2012 at 7:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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#53 Oct 11 2012 at 7:34 PM Rating: Good
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#54 Oct 11 2012 at 7:35 PM Rating: Good
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Actually, a Biden-Clinton sammich.


Hill or Bill?
Bill. I don't bat for the other team.


Does it count as batting for the other team if it's in a three way?

Cause I have it on good authority that it's not *** if it's in a three way.
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#55 Oct 11 2012 at 7:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why is Ryan's mother on Medicare?
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#56 Oct 11 2012 at 7:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Biden...had a few?



It's like Lincoln said about Grant.

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#57 Oct 11 2012 at 7:36 PM Rating: Good
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#58 Oct 11 2012 at 7:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why is Ryan's mother on Medicare?



Because she's a Florida Senior, which I guess is a thing.

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#59 Oct 11 2012 at 7:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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Real talk: that widow's peak CANNOT be real.
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#60 Oct 11 2012 at 7:37 PM Rating: Decent
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It's like Lincoln said about Grant.

"At least he's not a vampire"?
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#61 Oct 11 2012 at 7:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's like Lincoln said about Grant.

"At least he's not a vampire"?


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#62 Oct 11 2012 at 7:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's like Lincoln said about Grant.

"At least he's not a vampire"?

I'm not convinced Ryan isn't a vampire.
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#63 Oct 11 2012 at 7:39 PM Rating: Good
So that was a thing.
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#64 Oct 11 2012 at 7:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Biden is cracking me up.

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#65 Oct 11 2012 at 7:41 PM Rating: Good
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It's like Lincoln said about Grant.

"At least he's not a vampire"?

I'm not convinced Ryan isn't a vampire.
He's too obviously creepy and not enough of a gentleman to be a real vampire.
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#66 Oct 11 2012 at 7:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Shout-out to Tip O'Neill!!!
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#67 Oct 11 2012 at 7:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ryan: I used soc sec to go to college, so you know, I'm done with it.



I'm on top, pull up the ladder. Typical.

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#68 Oct 11 2012 at 7:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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#69 Oct 11 2012 at 7:43 PM Rating: Good
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omg u librals and ur libral bias of corse u says ryan do bad
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#70 Oct 11 2012 at 7:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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omg u librals and ur libral bias of corse u says ryan do bad



He's mostly not doing bad, just not as well as Biden.

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Biden's on fire. Everything Ryan says is getting a direct immediate response.
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#72 Oct 11 2012 at 7:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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800 million billion, Joe? Pick a number.

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800 million billion trillion kajillion!
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#74 Oct 11 2012 at 7:46 PM Rating: Good
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Biden's on fire. Everything Ryan says is getting a direct immediate response.

What Joph said. Youtube still won't play the video clearly, but I can at least listen this time around. This is hilarious.
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#76 Oct 11 2012 at 7:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh, here come the job creators.

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#77 Oct 11 2012 at 7:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Did Biden just wink at the camera?

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#78 Oct 11 2012 at 7:49 PM Rating: Good
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omg u librals and ur libral bias of corse u says ryan do bad
He's mostly not doing bad, just not as well as Biden.
Yeah, but our little liberal in disguise doing his best to do the whole "angry conservative" schtick seems to be conveniently absent so someone had to bring the conversation down.
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#79 Oct 11 2012 at 7:49 PM Rating: Excellent
He still doesn't have the specifics.
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#80 Oct 11 2012 at 7:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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What exactly is clinging to Biden's scalp?
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#81 Oct 11 2012 at 7:49 PM Rating: Good
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Did Biden just wink at the camera?


He was winking at me. Smiley: blush
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Shout-out to Tip O'Neill!!!

I knew Tip O'Niell, I worked with Tip O'Niell, Biden is no Tip O'Niell. No giant red Irish head, and never got jobs for half of my family.
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#84 Oct 11 2012 at 7:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh it's 2 v 1 now.
"Do you actually have the specifics?"
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What exactly is clinging to Biden's scalp?

Whatever he killed for his shiny teeth, probably. Maco Shark?
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#86 Oct 11 2012 at 7:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Democrats should crush a little bit of Joe Biden into a joint and have Obama smoke it. #debate #vpdebate
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#87 Oct 11 2012 at 7:51 PM Rating: Good
Biden basically just said Romney's no Reagen.
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#88 Oct 11 2012 at 7:51 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't like no split screen. I need my Biden contempt in the background like a cord of firewood.
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#89 Oct 11 2012 at 7:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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"Well, our plan for paying for the tax cuts is very simple. Keep your eyes on the shells, the pea is under one of them."
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#91 Oct 11 2012 at 7:52 PM Rating: Good
I am literally loling. This is fantastic.
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#92 Oct 11 2012 at 7:53 PM Rating: Good
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I feel like I'm watching a kid argue with his parents about why he can't have a cookie before dinner.
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I don't like no split screen. I need my Biden contempt in the background like a cord of firewood.

Cspan.

http://www.c-span.org/debates/
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#94 Oct 11 2012 at 7:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Anyone noticing how much Ryan is drinking? He's going to pee a hole in the wall when he is done.
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#95 Oct 11 2012 at 7:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ha, Ryan just called high-income people high-interest people. Freudian slip much?

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Ryan is struggling making his plan sound credible.
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#98 Oct 11 2012 at 7:55 PM Rating: Good
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I feel like I'm watching a kid argue with his parents about why he can't have a cookie before dinner.

That's definitely how Biden is looking at Ryan. It's cracking me up.
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#99 Oct 11 2012 at 7:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ryan is struggling making his plan sound credible.



Yeah, he's got a rep for being a numbers wonk. You'd think he's have a better argument.

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Ryan: We'll be using boogie boards to insert SEALS, which will be actual seals.
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#101 Oct 11 2012 at 7:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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I need to find a photo of Biden's double-take and put it next to my bed.

IT HAS NEVER BEEN DONE.
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