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#77 Oct 18 2012 at 8:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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Here's a questions, how many security people does Canada have in the our embassy in the states?
Never been inside, but there's usually two guys with hockey sticks standing out front.


They really shouldn't allow Weapons of Molar Destruction at the embassy. It's not safe.
#78 Oct 18 2012 at 8:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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They really shouldn't allow Weapons of Molar Destruction at the embassy. It's not safe.

They're armed with Bit-O-Honey's?
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#80 Oct 18 2012 at 8:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Do you think the ambassador wished he had an ak while those muslims were ripping the flesh from his bones?
Leave it to you liberals to not even know what an American weapon is. Why do you hate America so much?
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crazylegz1975 wrote:
I'm guessing you've never heard of the alamo.

You mean the missionary-turned-fortress defeated by the Mexican army?

Nice point.
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#82 Oct 18 2012 at 8:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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Whoa there cowboy, He had a point? Crazy.
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#83 Oct 18 2012 at 8:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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BrownDuck wrote:
They really shouldn't allow Weapons of Molar Destruction at the embassy. It's not safe.

They're armed with Bit-O-Honey's?
I was gonna say "Mary Jane's" but they both pale in comparison to peanut brittle.
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Whoa there cowboy, He had a point? Crazy.

Just wait. His next point will probably be that if Davey Crockett held out until the Apache gunships arrived, he totally could have defeated Santa Anna.
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#85 Oct 18 2012 at 9:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, if I had a light saber and a time machine I could totally have saved the Alamo.
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#87 Oct 18 2012 at 9:46 AM Rating: Good
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Well, if I had a light saber and a time machine I could totally have saved the Alamo.
I don't know. The Skrulls and the Spartans you'd be against were formidable.
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#88 Oct 18 2012 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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Depends on how many bullets those 15 agents have. I'm guessing you've never heard of the alamo. Do you think the ambassador wished he had an ak while those muslims were ripping the flesh from his bones?

Well, by all accounts no amount of military prescnce is going to turn back the zombie hordes.
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At the point where the zombies of Islam ([davebarry]Band name![/davebarry]) were ripping his flesh, he was probably well past wishing he hadn't died from smoke inhalation.
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Zombies of Islam would be a pretty awesome name for a band. Unless it was a metal band. Then it'd be kind of pedestrian.
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I'm thinking alt-folk rock.

They need a zombie survival shooter which takes place in the Middle East.

Edited, Oct 18th 2012 2:14pm by Jophiel
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#92 Oct 18 2012 at 1:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Stupid phone.

Edited, Oct 18th 2012 3:27pm by Debalic
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#93 Oct 18 2012 at 1:21 PM Rating: Decent
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The ArmA DayZ mod could probably be moved from the Chernaeus map to whatever their ME campaign is.
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I'm thinking alt-folk rock.

They need a zombie survival shooter which takes place in the Middle East.

Edited, Oct 18th 2012 2:14pm by Jophiel
So zombies can come out of the sand and attack you? I mean, there's really no where else for them to hide is there?
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    Uglysasquatch wrote:
    So zombies can come out of the sand and attack you? I mean, there's really no where else for them to hide is there?

    Replace "sand" for "snow" and that's why there's no "Zombie Canada" games.
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    Jophiel wrote:
    Uglysasquatch wrote:
    So zombies can come out of the sand and attack you? I mean, there's really no where else for them to hide is there?

    Replace "sand" for "snow" and that's why there's no "Zombie Canada" games.


    Someone needs to make a Dead Snow game, that way you have shooting, zombies, and ***** in one neat little package,
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    Any chance of adding some Russians in those white/grey camo snow suits?
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    #100 Oct 18 2012 at 9:13 PM Rating: Decent
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    while those muslims were ripping the flesh from his bones?

    Did they use Muslim weasels?
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    Jophiel wrote:
    Uglysasquatch wrote:
    So zombies can come out of the sand and attack you? I mean, there's really no where else for them to hide is there?

    Replace "sand" for "snow" and that's why there's no "Zombie Canada" games.


    Hey, guess what. Someone just released a winter map for DayZ. Smiley: lol
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