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#27 Oct 03 2012 at 7:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Romney: "I don't have a tax cut"

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#28 Oct 03 2012 at 7:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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He failed to cite Biden on "buried"
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#30 Oct 03 2012 at 7:12 PM Rating: Good
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Romney: "I don't have a tax cut"

Not since 5 minutes ago, sure.
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#31 Oct 03 2012 at 7:13 PM Rating: Good
Good for Romney, pretending to be the savior of the middle class. Smart move after his 47% debacle.
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#32 Oct 03 2012 at 7:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Amazingly, Romney being far too wonkish.
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#33 Oct 03 2012 at 7:14 PM Rating: Good
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Romney: What we need are more coal mining jobs.
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#34 Oct 03 2012 at 7:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Romeny is rambling already and we are only 5 minutes in.
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#35 Oct 03 2012 at 7:14 PM Rating: Good
"Clean coal". Ha!
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#36 Oct 03 2012 at 7:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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I feel like Romney thinks no one was previously informed about his platform.
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#37 Oct 03 2012 at 7:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Romney assumes (probably correctly) that people will start flipping channels by 30min in so he needs to place his talking points early.
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"Meh, uh, buh, meh, uh..."
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#40 Oct 03 2012 at 7:17 PM Rating: Decent
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and interrupting the moderator classy.
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#41 Oct 03 2012 at 7:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Romney: My children lie to me like they were darkies.
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#42 Oct 03 2012 at 7:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lehrer looks like he wants to rap Romney on the knuckles with a ruler.
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Obama should mention that the study Romney dislikes came from the same people Romney lauded during the primaries.
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#44 Oct 03 2012 at 7:19 PM Rating: Good
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Both these twits fail to recognize tax cuts always lead to an increase in revenue.


False.
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#45 Oct 03 2012 at 7:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Obama: Foolishly bringing math into it.
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Clinton earns a buck!
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#47 Oct 03 2012 at 7:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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HOLLA BUBBA!
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Obama: Trump's junk - tiny.
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#50 Oct 03 2012 at 7:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Romney doesn't have a good smirk. His smirk is impatient grandmother...he even looks like he has dentures when he smirks.

Obama's smirk is a wise, yet "I'm totally gonna spank that *** later" kinda smirk. I can get behind a smirk like that...or in front of it, whatever.

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#51 Oct 03 2012 at 7:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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The problem with telling jokes ("Trump") is that the audience can't respond but they don't make good sound bites later either.
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