LockeColeMA wrote:
Obama: "I had five seconds! That's enough for a pause, and then like 30 seconds of talking!" 
Was smoother than Romney talking Lerher down.
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Was smoother than Romney talking Lerher down.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Romney can't pronounce 'legislators'.
More syllables than nuclear. I'd let that slide.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I thought Romney didn't believe in studies.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
only studies that don't support his positions.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
Romney: "You forced Obamacare through with a Democratic supermajority! Romneycare was passed in an 87% Democrat MA senate! What did we do differently?"
Apparently Romney's point is "elect more Democrats if you wanna get sh*t done"
Edited, Oct 3rd 2012 10:06pm by LockeColeMA
Apparently Romney's point is "elect more Democrats if you wanna get sh*t done"
Edited, Oct 3rd 2012 10:06pm by LockeColeMA
Damn it, Prez, learn your lines.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I've stopped paying attention to the debates and am currently entranced by singing Wolverine.
I'm taking a shot every time crazy posts. So I've made him useful.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Romney: It's the same as Obamacare, but I call it Romneycare.
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The fact of the matter is Obama says "the fact of the matter is" way too much.
That, & nowadays facts are subjective.
That, & nowadays facts are subjective.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Death Panels!!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
DEATH PANELS!
Edit: dammit Joph.
Edited, Oct 3rd 2012 10:07pm by LockeColeMA
Edit: dammit Joph.
Edited, Oct 3rd 2012 10:07pm by LockeColeMA
What are these plans that Romney keeps talking about? Are they on his website yet?
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WHo farted in the background?
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
DEATH PANELS!
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
"I'm gonna work with both sides, like I did in MA. Where 87% were Democrats and wanted healthcare reform."
Oooo, 10th amendment name-dropping. Go go Tea Party appeal!
I am not impressed by either party but Romney is doing his very best not to say anything about what he'd do except repeat "I have a plan" ad nauseum...
Edited, Oct 4th 2012 4:13am by Aethien
Edited, Oct 4th 2012 4:13am by Aethien
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