Not much else to do when you're praying for someone to call your phone with a job offer. (My phone, which I had paid for myself, was at the time a $99 pre-paid Verizon deal that cost me $15 a month out of my unemployment insurance to keep active. I wish I had known about the "Obama phones" - except since that was 2005 I guess they were "Bush Phones" back then.)
No matter. I'm gainfully employed now, happily paying my taxes as part of the 53%, and going to finish a graduate degree that will probably double our household income in the next nine months. Then I can happily pay more taxes, probably as much in a single year as the four grand that covered my *** 7 years ago.
Edited, Sep 28th 2012 12:09pm by catwho
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Don't forget a larger % of your wealth than Romney!
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
crazylegz1975 wrote:
Anger is more productive than apathy.
Still just a rat in a cage...
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
So you're admitting you fail on multiple fronts?
George Carlin wrote:
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crazylegz1975 wrote:
rdmcandie wrote:
Don't forget a larger % of your wealth than Romney!
God you're stupid. Obviously you're to stupid to know the tax rate on investments.
God you're stupid. Obviously you're to stupid to know the tax rate on investments was the joke.
HEY GOOGLE. **** OFF YOU. **** YOUR ******** SEARCH ENGINE IN ITS ******* ****** BINARY ***. ALL DAY LONG.
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Yeah, this isn't varrus unless he's totally changed his MO
The vitriolic hatred is the same, and the username is clearly self-referntial. He probably just got a computer at home and thought it would be a good opportunity to fool us.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
It's the same because it's generic and easy to emulate. Asylum almost always has at least two and a half of them at a time.
Not saying it isn't the same person playing the role, but without the key characteristics it isn't the same character. Garfield and Heathcliff.
Not saying it isn't the same person playing the role, but without the key characteristics it isn't the same character. Garfield and Heathcliff.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
It's the same because it's generic and easy to emulate. Asylum almost always has at least two and a half of them at a time.
Not saying it isn't the same person playing the role, but without the key characteristics it isn't the same character. Garfield and Heathcliff.
Not saying it isn't the same person playing the role, but without the key characteristics it isn't the same character. Garfield and Heathcliff.
Alma is the Stimpy of this metaphor.
Crazylegs swings between rational and irrational have a familiar cadence.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I think his pendulum is jammed.
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
I think his pendulum is jammed.
Too much Blood Sugar.
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If you have any kind of degree or advanced training it kinda hard to land a burger flipping job.
Sir Xsarus wrote:
Yeah, this isn't varrus unless he's totally changed his MO
crazylegz1975 wrote:
rdmcandie wrote:
Don't forget a larger % of your wealth than Romney!
God you're stupid. Obviously you're to stupid to know the tax rate on investments.
Why do I suddenly get the crazy feeling that this person might actually BE Mitt Romney?
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
I think his pendulum is jammed.
Speaking of, Romney's daughter-in-law was telling some humanizing tale today...
Laurie Romney wrote:
Watching his father, George, eat an entire batch of home-made ice cream that was accidentally sweetened with salt, so that it wouldn't go to waste, had a huge impact on Mitt. Waste is simply not tolerated.
...which immediately made a good part of the internet question how one makes ice cream freeze when you've replaced all the sugar with salt.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Elinda wrote:
Crazylegs swings between rational and irrational have a familiar cadence.
Rational? I must have missed that post.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Can we swap out the batsh*t crazy right wing ranters with some that can formulate a coherent argument? Mr. Crazylegs is boring.
rdmcandie wrote:
Don't forget a larger % of your wealth than Romney!
We set taxes as percentage of wealth now? Unless she's in that sweet income spot somewhere around $100-250k where most earnings are direct income versus capital gains she's almost certainly paying a lower percentage of her income than Romney. And if she's in that range, she's not hurting economically.
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
#71gbaji,
Posted: Sep 28 2012 at 5:38 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Which goes to show just how stupid a good part of the internet is.
gbaji wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Shaowstrike the Shady wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
I think his pendulum is jammed.
Speaking of, Romney's daughter-in-law was telling some humanizing tale today...
Laurie Romney wrote:
Watching his father, George, eat an entire batch of home-made ice cream that was accidentally sweetened with salt, so that it wouldn't go to waste, had a huge impact on Mitt. Waste is simply not tolerated.
...which immediately made a good part of the internet question how one makes ice cream freeze when you've replaced all the sugar with salt.
Which goes to show just how stupid a good part of the internet is.
Gbaji, you do know how homemade ice cream is made.... right?
And the freezing properties of salt water that make it possible...?
... You know what, I'm not even going to bother.
Edit: I think George Romney lied to everyone when he said it was sweetened with salt so he could eat all of it himself, and Mitt never figured it out.
Edited, Sep 28th 2012 7:50pm by catwho
George: Because you messed up, I now have to eat this salty ice cream, despite the taste, and it is all your fault!
Mitt: No, Daddy, don't eat it, I'm sorry, I will be better next time!
George: (tears running down his cheeks) No, son, WE DON'T WASTE FOOD! BE BRAVE! REMEMBER THE SACRIFICE I AM ABOUT TO MAKE FOR YOU!
Mitt: No, Daddy, don't eat it, I'm sorry, I will be better next time!
George: (tears running down his cheeks) No, son, WE DON'T WASTE FOOD! BE BRAVE! REMEMBER THE SACRIFICE I AM ABOUT TO MAKE FOR YOU!
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Olorinus wrote:
Can we swap out the batsh*t crazy right wing ranters with some that can formulate a coherent argument? Mr. Crazylegs is boring.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
I'm just wondering how sick you'd be if you ate a whole batch of salted ice cream.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Yeah. Mechanics aside, eating a batch of salty (presumably salty enough to be a trial worth remembering) ice cream strikes me less as a noble display of frugality and more like someone who doesn't understand the "sunk costs" fallacy. It's ruined man, just cut bait and let it go rather than eating fucked up ice cream just to make a point.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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