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#1 Sep 21 2012 at 8:17 AM Rating: Decent
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http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/global-warmings-terrifying-new-math-20120719

I read about half of the first page. I don't care about the science in the article particularly, but does the presentation seem like it will be effective?

Alarmist or accurate. I link, you decide, then I argue with you, probably. I might have to feed the baby.

If the pictures of those towering wildfires in Colorado haven't convinced you, or the size of your AC bill this summer, here are some hard numbers about climate change: June broke or tied 3,215 high-temperature records across the United States. That followed the warmest May on record for the Northern Hemisphere – the 327th consecutive month in which the temperature of the entire globe exceeded the 20th-century average, the odds of which occurring by simple chance were 3.7 x 10-99, a number considerably larger than the number of stars in the universe.
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#2 Sep 21 2012 at 8:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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Not reading five pages of that. It has been unseasonably warm since last winter, doesn't seem like it's up to civilization ending levels yet.
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There is, for practical purposes, unanimous consent among climate scientists that ACC is real and happening. Litigating whether or not a particular wildfire is directly caused by it is a depressing distraction from what's happening but that's the typical counter-take on the debate.

The article itself looks interesting although I don't have time to read a five page story at the moment.
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#4 Sep 21 2012 at 8:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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the odds of which occurring by simple chance were 3.7 x 10-99, a number considerably larger than the number of stars in the universe.


I hate these damn probability estimates, having run into them frequently in my field as well. They are almost universally misleading; holding things constant that shouldn't be, ignoring or ignorant of systematic errors or longer term trends, etc etc. So poo on that number, I don't believe it for a second. Smiley: tongue

Anyway, now that the mini-rant is over, the article, hmm. It's an alarmist article in it's tone, sure. Still it shouldn't be, it's not anything that hasn't been repeated over the last 20 years or so, just inserting new 'fears' for the old ones.

A couple of things that I'm surprised even have to be said anymore:

1) Man-made global warming is real.

2) No one is going to stop it.

Now if we all can just swallow those 2 pills we can move onto more practical debates; like how high do we build the sea wall. Smiley: rolleyes
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#5 Sep 21 2012 at 8:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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Not reading five pages of that. It has been unseasonably warm since last winter, doesn't seem like it's up to civilization ending levels yet.

It's all about three numbers:

1. 2° c - This is the drop dead number. We raise global temps by over 2 degrees and we all turn into zombified cockroaches We're at about 0.8 degrees now.

2. 565 Gigatons - This is how much atmospheric stuff we can put into the atmosphere by midcentury without exceeding our 2 degree limit.

3. 2795 Gigatons - This is how much atmospheric stuff we're currently planning on putting into the atmosphere by mid-centure based on current oil/gas/coal reserves.

Doom and Gloom.....

I'm thinking we probably shouldn't have bothered rebuilding New Orleans.
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#6 Sep 21 2012 at 9:09 AM Rating: Excellent
The Earth will survive, just not as we know it.

If you believe in evolution (which if you don't... I have nothing more to say to you) then you know some hard truths: There are winners and losers. The winner is the species that adapts. The loser is the species that does not. Adaptation means not only on a genetic level, something that can occur rapidly in a few decades or even years for fast breeding insects and mammals, but also migration, as well as generational plasticity (something seen in USians in just the last century as we've had better access to nutrition and have gotten taller and more robust.)

Polar bears will become extinct at this rate. Sucks for them. Many species will move along to axis to the more northerly or southerly regions near the poles. Vast swaths of Canada and Siberia, currently considered uninhabitable, will become prime real estate. They were already tectonically stable (few earthquakes on basalt shield) and they'll be warm now, with a long enough growing season that crops can be done in greenhouses. The tropics will be too dangerous to live in without adequate preparation.
#7 Sep 21 2012 at 9:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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2deg doesnt magically kill us. Nor does 4. The earth just becomes increasingly less inhabitable.
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2deg doesnt magically kill us. Nor does 4. The earth just becomes increasingly less inhabitable.

Would it kill all the bees? Because, if so, I see a sweet Romney job creation platform around hand pollinating fruit trees.
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#9 Sep 21 2012 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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I thought 2 degrees was supposed to be some sort of threshold after which things cascade out of control, not just a flat increase.

I was watching a TED talk last month about how we're actually on course for 4 to 6°C, along with some positive feedback systems that would spike surface temperatures to levels where the heat will literally kill humans on most of the world's land mass(I think the number tossed around wast 178°F).
I wish I had the link for that, because it was a really good concise explanation of how we are totally screwed.
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#11 Sep 21 2012 at 9:34 AM Rating: Good
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2deg doesnt magically kill us. Nor does 4. The earth just becomes increasingly less inhabitable.
I think it's viewed as more of a tipping point. More than 2 degrees and we lose control of the climate.

Scientific America wrote:
SAN FRANCISCO—A mantra that has driven global negotiations on carbon dioxide emissions for years has been that policy-makers must prevent warming of more than two degrees Celsius to prevent apocalyptic climate outcomes. And, two degrees has been a point of no return, a limit directly or indirectly agreed to by negotiators at international climate talks.


The guy that came up with the number two though says it's really too high.
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I chuckled at "16 years, around the time today's preschoolers will be graduating from high school." A pretty blatant attempt at trying to infuse the scenario with emotion. It's done again with beer, and I'm sure I missed other examples. Giving the readers three different numbers they're supposed to care about seemed counterproductive to creating a cohesive advertisement. It'd be an improvement if 2 degrees was entirely the focus with only enough numbers thrown in to make it appear as if data existed supporting everything stated by the author.
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The "2 degrees" scenario is the tipping point at which the Earth rapidly turns itself into Venus. Sucks for all the other species, but I think we'd deserve that fate.

The real question is, do we have time to terraform Mars and start this whole planet-killing process over again?
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Vast swaths of Canada and Siberia, currently considered uninhabitable, will become prime real estate. They were already tectonically stable (few earthquakes on basalt shield) and they'll be warm now, with a long enough growing season that crops can be done in greenhouses. The tropics will be too dangerous to live in without adequate preparation.
There are some who beleive the next mega-continent starts with a fusion of Canada's Arctic and Siberia so I'm not so sure that's as great as you beleive.
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The "2 degrees" scenario is the tipping point at which the Earth rapidly turns itself into Venus.


These people seem to think it would take a rise of over 100 degrees for a few million years, for whatever that's worth. I wanted to read the paper myself, but for some reason a health institute sees no reason to subscribe to a geophysics journal. Smiley: bah
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#16 Sep 21 2012 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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I think the first page would have been much more effective if it left out 3 paragraphs of "colour" that interrupted the talk about dangerous numbers. I would have pulled the text from
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#17 Sep 21 2012 at 10:32 AM Rating: Good
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I, for one, like summer weather, so to me global warming is a wonderful thing. Mrs. Totem's younger brother lives in Minnesota and frequently exclaims that his favorite season is winter, to which I say he must have been dropped on his head as a baby.

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I, for one, like summer weather, so to me global warming is a wonderful thing. Mrs. Totem's younger brother lives in Minnesota and frequently exclaims that his favorite season is winter, to which I say he must have been dropped on his head as a baby.

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Mrs. Totem's younger brother lives in Minnesota and frequently exclaims that his favorite season is winter, to which I say he must have been dropped on his head as a baby.

That happens to a lot of Minnesotans.

Balmy weather aside, I imagine famine, disease etc will rise dramatically in the under-developed equatorial countries. Those without resource will not likely adapt too well.

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My impression of the 2 degree mark is that it is the point at which we pretty much just can't reverse the effects of global warming. We can still stop it from spiraling out of control, but the other aspects--crazy temperature highs and lows, vastly more powerful storm systems and longer droughts, etc--will be there to stay.

It's not like the Earth will self destruct, but it'll make life much more difficult in the long run. And it almost certainly will rapidly change ecosystems. Destroy them? Who knows, that's incredibly hard to predict. We generally always hear about rising water levels, but that's actually the part most scientists care the least about. Lost land pales in comparison to ecosystems that are forced to rapidly change into forms we can't deal with. A quick for instance, imagine if winters stopped getting cold enough to kill off the worst offenders with regards to crop-killing insects, and the warmer weather increased their proliferation. That would be a massive issue for food production that we really aren't in a good place to solve.

And if you imagine thousands of issues like these, it's not a pretty picture. So it's really better we don't hit that point.
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Totem wrote:
I, for one, like summer weather, so to me global warming is a wonderful thing. Mrs. Totem's younger brother lives in Minnesota and frequently exclaims that his favorite season is winter, to which I say he must have been dropped on his head as a baby.

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I prefer it that way.

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The only thing I disagree with is the woe is the Earth comments, it was 3 degrees hotter just 400,000 years ago. Some life on this planet have lived through extreme heating and cooling. Really we haven't ever experienced it so we can't say what will really happen. In my honest opinion I think that it is being blown way out of proportion. If we cause ourselves to go extinct, natural progression and all that, just another failed organism in the multi billion year life of a little blue/green rock tucked in a far corner of an ever expanding universe.

Id rather spend money solving problems we face today, like the rampant hunger issues plaguing the world, issues that should have not existed since the Agricultural revolution, let alone the industrial revolution. I dunno, guess I am more of a realist and not into some spooky predictions of something that is completely hypothetical, and largely irrelevant.
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If we cause ourselves to go extinct, natural progression and all that

Yeah, that's awesome and very deep of you and all but I'm really happier staying alive.
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Id rather spend money solving problems we face today, like the rampant hunger issues plaguing the world, issues that should have not existed since the Agricultural revolution, let alone the industrial revolution.

Modern hunger is a political problem. Change the climate enough and you'll have a hunger problem for the scientists, I suppose.

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The world couldn't possibly be 3 degrees hotter 400,000 years ago when it's clearly only a little over 2,000 years old. Mythbusted, *****.
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The only thing I disagree with is the woe is the Earth comments, it was 3 degrees hotter just 400,000 years ago. Some life on this planet have lived through extreme heating and cooling. Really we haven't ever experienced it so we can't say what will really happen. In my honest opinion I think that it is being blown way out of proportion. If we cause ourselves to go extinct, natural progression and all that, just another failed organism in the multi billion year life of a little blue/green rock tucked in a far corner of an ever expanding universe.

Id rather spend money solving problems we face today, like the rampant hunger issues plaguing the world, issues that should have not existed since the Agricultural revolution, let alone the industrial revolution. I dunno, guess I am more of a realist and not into some spooky predictions of something that is completely hypothetical, and largely irrelevant.
I wouldn't call you a realist.
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If we cause ourselves to go extinct, natural progression and all that

Yeah, that's awesome and very deep of you and all but I'm really happier staying alive.


If it makes you feel better, you'll be long dead when our descendants are clinging to a perilous existence in tropical Antarctica while the oceans boil away and giant swarms of super mosquito-cockroaches kill every other living thing with an antibiotic-resistant ebola plague.
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