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#1 Sep 20 2012 at 7:13 PM Rating: Default
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I have always been a revolutionary socialist and borderline Marxist, so needless to say, when I heard one of our guys (Barack Hussein Obama) would be running for president, I jumped with glee. I thought he wouldn't have a chance in **** of being elected, as I always viewed elections in capitalist America to be rigged by the evil rich white Christian Republican teabaggers.

What made Obama's election in a rigged capitalist imperialist hellhole like America possible? I ran this question through my mind countless times, and I have come to the same conclusion that most other people have; white guilt. White guilt played the greatest role in Obama's election, that and selling the message of socialism. Yes, the people heard "hope and change" and they voted for it, they voted for a democratic socialist.

Now I used to hold democratic socialists with contempt, being a revvy myself, but Obama has changed my view in that respect. Perhaps the best way to instate a socialist workers' utopia is not through a revolution, but from working within the system, as Obama and the Democrat Party is doing. It seems to have worked for Europe, where capitalism is just another chapter in the history books. Obama has inspired me to be abandon my militant tendencies in favor of democratic socialist reforms.

Obama's first term was marked with so much gushy socialist goodness that I cannot wait to until November to spread my thick, warm, creamy lovesauce all over the ballot, as I vote for our great leader, Comrade Hussein. I really want to donate to Comrade Hussein's campaign, but I refuse to get a job (thus supporting the evil capitalist system), and sadly his campaign does not accept food stamps (believe me, I tried).

I cannot wait to see the day Obama is elected to his second term, with many more to come once we abolish term limits. Obama and his loyal OcCuPy army (myself included) will bring a new golden age to America and the world and the streets will run red with Christian blood. Obama will personally rip out and eat the still-beating heart of Rush Limbaugh, and the working class shall reign supreme. To take a note from history's great socialists, like Joseph Stalin and Adolf Hitler, we shall take away the guns of the right-wingers and ban Bibles throughout the newfound United Socialist States of America, and all women shall be required to get abortions. The day of reckoning is coming, you right-wing capitalist pigs! Be afraid, be very afraid!
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#2 Sep 20 2012 at 7:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Man, you're just not trying any more, are ya?

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#3 Sep 20 2012 at 7:17 PM Rating: Excellent
Delicious copypasta.
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#4 Sep 20 2012 at 7:17 PM Rating: Good
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I like how he posted the exact same thing on PC Gamer and mmo-champion.

What Bijou said.

Edited, Sep 20th 2012 9:21pm by lolgaxe
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#5 Sep 20 2012 at 7:45 PM Rating: Good
But did Varus post it using his stormfront account too?
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#6 Sep 20 2012 at 7:54 PM Rating: Good
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What the fuck am I reading
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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I'm voting for Obama because I'm nearly out of government cheese to go with my government Triscuits and this government merlot sure as **** ain't gonna get drunk by itself.

Edited, Sep 20th 2012 9:07pm by Jophiel
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#8 Sep 20 2012 at 8:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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Pfft, seems like the government could afford a nice Cabernet.

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#9 Sep 20 2012 at 8:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Pfft, seems like the government could afford a nice Cabernet.


You gots a problem wif merlot? Smiley: mad
#10 Sep 20 2012 at 8:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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BiggsBeoulve, post with your main account. Making sockpuppets is not allowed. This one is banned. If i see another one, I ban your main.

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I can understand why he needed a sock. The BiggsBe--whoever we all know would never want to risk his reputation in =4 with such a stunt.
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#13 Sep 20 2012 at 10:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Better than a republican fascist!
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#14 Sep 21 2012 at 2:46 AM Rating: Decent
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Samira wrote:
Pfft, seems like the government could afford a nice Cabernet.


You gots a problem wif merlot? Smiley: mad

I'm not drinking any fucking merlot!

Edited, Sep 21st 2012 4:46am by Debalic
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Debalic wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
Samira wrote:
Pfft, seems like the government could afford a nice Cabernet.


You gots a problem wif merlot? Smiley: mad

I'm not drinking any fucking merlot!

Edited, Sep 21st 2012 4:46am by Debalic


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Edited, Sep 21st 2012 11:47am by stupidmonkey
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#17 Sep 21 2012 at 6:24 AM Rating: Good
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Just last weekend I had a really nice bottle of Merlot that my daughter picked up from one of her local wineries in upstate New York.

I enjoyed it. Smiley: tongue
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crazylegz1975 wrote:
Anything to avoid talking about the economy and the foreign policy disaster I suppose.

But hey at least he's partying it up with beyonce and letterman.

There's nine hundredy gazillion posts about the economy and foreign policies in this forum.

There are very few posts about Merlot.

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#20 Sep 21 2012 at 6:35 AM Rating: Good
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crazylegz1975 wrote:

If by talking about you mean babbling about god knows what and laughing at anyone who disparages obama yeah sure.
Oh, you want people to make posts where everyone agrees with you and lauds you for your wisdom and foresight and throws in a physical compliment to boot..

Lol, don't we all.

Have you told anyone "I agree with you" today?
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But hey at least he's partying it up with beyonce and letterman.

And leading in the polls!
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Only cnn and nbc polls.

Smiley: laugh
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#25 Sep 21 2012 at 7:05 AM Rating: Good
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crazylegz1975 wrote:
In factits looking so bad for obama he should just go ahead and give his concession speech today.
And Romney's chances of winning would finally breach mid forty percent. Maybe.
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Elinda wrote:
Just last weekend I had a really nice bottle of Merlot that my daughter picked up from one of her local wineries in upstate New York.

I enjoyed it. Smiley: tongue

Finger Lakes, or Hudson Valley? I'm partial to Millbrook, due to its proximity.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#27 Sep 21 2012 at 2:04 PM Rating: Good
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If it makes you feel any better I'm not against *** marriage.
As you're a MSM, that makes sense.Smiley: nod

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Edited, Sep 21st 2012 2:04pm by Bijou
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I think you and Revsocialist need to take this to PMs.
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I think you and Revsocialist need to take this to a motel.

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#33 Sep 21 2012 at 2:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Wow, socks arguing with each other. Most likely the left hand vs. the right hand.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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why do you need to jump to assuming about *** ***, homophobe? Maybe he meant one of you should leave with your kidneys in a cooler full of ice and headed towards India.
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Black-market organ harvesting, duh.
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SwaziSpring wrote:
I'm sorry, but you're an idiot if you're voting for Obama. You're a liberal scumbag, so I can forgive your hatred of "rich" people, but why the attack on Christians and gun owners? And why force women to get abortions? In your post you said you would ban "right-wingers" from owning guns, but what about left-wing gun owners (assuming there is such a thing)?

Hey Swazuspringguything. I dont know who you are but you're being incredibky lame by trying to impersonate varus.
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ITT: Aethien spells like Kaolian.Smiley: grin
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SwaziSpring wrote:
And why force women to get abortions?

Smiley: lol
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Nadenu wrote:
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And why force women to get abortions?

Smiley: lol

Fortunately he's not homophobic, so forcing the gheys to marry is a non-issue.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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And why force women to get abortions?

Smiley: lol


To prevent the birth of the Anti-Christ, obviously. Cause that would validate Christianity, so for a liberal, it is a must.
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