A WBUR poll in Massachusetts voters finds challenger Elizabeth Warren (D) leading Sen. Scott Brown (R) by five points among likely voters, 45% to 40%.
There's an obvious problem here, Joph. *Likely voters*. Brown voters are real hard working men and women who are smart enough to know they can't predict the future. When asked if they are "likely" to vote, they obviously give the only true answer possible: "Who can say, life is uncertain, I may be hit by a bus while rescuing puppies tomorrow. Happens all the time to us Brown supporters." Also, I suspect the poll question was phrased along the lines of "Would you vote for Warren if she were the only person alive other that you and you had to vote for someone not yourself or suffer a terribly painful death?" It seems pretty obvious that WBUR, an NPR affiliate (hello, bias?) would have phrased it this way. Landslide: Brown!
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