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#77 Sep 19 2012 at 6:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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I heard the same. Romney is pulling out of Pennsylvania and Michigan and moving money to states where he's not ~10 points behind.
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#78 Sep 19 2012 at 8:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Getting paid to provide actual working solutions to real world problems that most people can't figure out because they're too busy listening to some idiot consultant who insists that his predictive model must be right even when it quite obviously isn't.

Weird that they pay me so much more for something that clearly doesn't work. Oh well, I retired at 40. Hahahaha. Sorry, I have to go have a little umbrella drink now.

Wait, if you retifed at 40 then why are you still working? Your 401k tank?
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#79 Sep 19 2012 at 8:39 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Getting paid to provide actual working solutions to real world problems that most people can't figure out because they're too busy listening to some idiot consultant who insists that his predictive model must be right even when it quite obviously isn't.

Weird that they pay me so much more for something that clearly doesn't work. Oh well, I retired at 40. Hahahaha. Sorry, I have to go have a little umbrella drink now.

Wait, if you retired at 40 then why are you still working?

He's a house-husband/daddy now, iirc.

Edited, Sep 19th 2012 8:40pm by Bijou
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#80 Sep 20 2012 at 1:01 AM Rating: Good
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Oversample! Oversample! ALL OF THEM OVERSAMPLES!!!
Especially those goddamn liberal communists at Fox, they're the worst.
#81 Sep 20 2012 at 3:20 AM Rating: Good
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The baby is bound to come out red. Oh wait, that joke works everywhere else in the world except the USA. Drat.
#82 Sep 20 2012 at 7:03 AM Rating: Decent
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He's a house-husband/daddy now, iirc.


Correct. No income tax, baby! I wonder if I can get food stamps.....

(I'll still be paying income tax, have no fear)
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Boehner has probably helped the surprisingly competitive Democratic senate candidates in Montana, North Dakota and Indiana now that he's said the House GOP won't bring up the farm bill before they go on recess until after the election. The bill passed with legitimate bipartisan support in the Senate, passed the House committee but is being blocked by the Republican House leadership.
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Boehner has probably helped the surprisingly competitive Democratic senate candidates in Montana, North Dakota and Indiana now that he's said the House GOP won't bring up the farm bill before they go on recess until after the election. The bill passed with legitimate bipartisan support in the Senate, passed the House committee but is being blocked by the Republican House leadership.

Also I heard he was going to allow dancing.
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#85 Sep 20 2012 at 12:21 PM Rating: Good
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The baby is bound to come out red. Oh wait, that joke works everywhere else in the world except the USA. Drat.


I take it you mean either republican or communist. I mean, those are our political parties.
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Also I heard he was going to allow dancing.
F'in pinkos.
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Yeah we know that Obama failed at this even though he probably worked really hard at it.
Lucky you. All the voices in my head do is hum the Tetris theme.
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#89 Sep 20 2012 at 4:37 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah we know that Obama failed at this even though he probably worked really hard at it.
Lucky you. All the voices in my head do is hum the Tetris theme.

OH MY GOD YOU JUST EARWORMED ME
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#90 Sep 21 2012 at 11:32 AM Rating: Decent
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I had a laugh.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-buzz/yes-canada-comedians-enter-canada-candidate-u-presidential-170538569.html
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#91 Sep 21 2012 at 11:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah we know that Obama failed at this even though he probably worked really hard at it.
Lucky you. All the voices in my head do is hum the Tetris theme.
OH MY GOD YOU JUST EARWORMED ME
Winning.
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#92 Sep 21 2012 at 11:56 AM Rating: Good
Interestingly, it turns out Romney's big fundraising numbers since the primary was over were so much smoke. (They combined money earmarked for RNC national elections into their campaign totals, but the campaign itself can't touch that money. ) So, his campaign is running out of money already.

That's why they're pulling out of states that are looking bad for them, and leaving those to the super PACs.

Oh well. Sucks to be them. Excuse me while I go toss another three bucks at the Obama campaign.
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Hmm. I'm going to assume the NBC people tricked the Wall St Journal folks by telling them there was a gay cabaret show in the next room during the polling.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443890304578008773934388786.html


Mitt Romney's path to victory is narrowing, new polling data suggest, presenting challenges for the Republican nominee at a moment when he is trying to rebound from a week of bad headlines by refocusing on federal spending.

President Barack Obama has opened an eight percentage-point lead in Iowa and maintains a five-point edge in Colorado and Wisconsin, according to Wall Street Journal/NBC News/Marist Poll surveys of the three presidential battlegrounds released Thursday.
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#94 Sep 21 2012 at 12:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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That was with a D+100 sample, you know.

If Obama is only leading Colorado by 5 with a 100pt Dem oversample, it's obvious that he'd doomed.

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So, his campaign is running out of money already.

It's sounding like the official groups have run the board this last month. Obama, the DCCC and DSCC all outraised the other side. As did the official Obama PAC.

GOP affiliated PACs did better last month but Democratic ones were closing the gap. Also, per Electoral-Vote.com, TV stations have to give the campaigns their best ad buy rates by law but can charge other groups whatever the market will bear. So a campaign dollar is worth more than a PAC dollar for ad buying purposes.

Edited, Sep 21st 2012 1:19pm by Jophiel
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#95 Sep 21 2012 at 2:37 PM Rating: Decent
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I heard Rush admitting today that Obama was sweeping the swing states, and that the GOP's only hope now was to take the Senate.
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#96 Sep 21 2012 at 10:01 PM Rating: Decent
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I heard Rush admitting today that Obama was sweeping the swing states, and that the GOP's only hope now was to take the Senate.


They aren't looking to good there either I don't think.
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