[quote=DeadgyeAlso, it feels like I'm the only one in the house who properly uses the toilet seats. Our toilet has the seat thingy, and then the cover. It's easy to move them separately or at the same time. I always put both of them down whenever I'm done with either deed, but I commonly enter the bathroom to find the cover up and the seat down. [/quote]
My wife goes to extreme lengths to bitch at me for leaving the toilet seat up (which I do maybe once a year) but every month she leaves the toilet cover up with her bloody mess left in it.
And no, I don't need a $35 stepstool just to squat on the toilet. We use an upside-down Duplo bucket for that.