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#77 Aug 23 2012 at 1:05 PM Rating: Good
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God gave us both a brain and a ***** but only enough blood to run one at a time.


Unless you're really small, then you don't have that problem for a variety of reasons.
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God gave us both a brain and a ***** but only enough blood to run one at a time.


Unless you're really small, then you don't have that problem for a variety of reasons.


Except, sometimes after a small one, the lady goes "hmm, regrettable. Rape!" Those men need to have rights to their unborn micro-***** baby.
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This is now my FB profile photo until he pulls out of his illegitimate campaign.
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This is now my FB profile photo until he pulls out of his illegitimate campaign.


He won't pull out until he's satisfied and the campaign is a mess.



Yes, I have nothing better to add to this thread then a string of poor one-liners.
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#82 Aug 23 2012 at 8:39 PM Rating: Good
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“It was one guy ******** a monkey, if I recall correctly, and then having sex with men. It was an airline pilot, if I recall.”


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#85 Aug 23 2012 at 9:06 PM Rating: Good
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It's just one minor gaffe, and misuse of a common word.

It's definitely not any indication of a belief system built upon lies and ignorance.
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#86 Aug 23 2012 at 11:01 PM Rating: Excellent
I like that he says that bestiality happens in nature.
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men who father through rape are able to assert the same custody and visitation rights to their children that other fathers enjoy


And?


When no law prohibits a rapist from exercising these rights, a woman may feel forced to bargain away her legal rights to a criminal trial in exchange for the rapist dropping the bid to have access to her child


Yeah, this is a ludicrous, childish, emotional, and obviously spurious argument. The idiocy of wanting to codify into law every possible potential outrage stretches credulity at times. Just so we're clear, "no law" prohibiting a rapist from exercising custody rights means in 31 states, he'd be subject to the same child welfare system that, you know, removes your children from custody if you name them Adolf Hitler and buy a cake, or take them tanning with you. The idea that Billy the Rapist will somehow escape their notice upon his release from a jail sentence that is frequently longer than those of convicted killers, after registering as a sex offender and choosing to have contact with his magical unicorn rape baby is ******* INSANE.

I get it, a rich white lady that had something terrible happen to her, then a politician made a statement about it that was tangentially related, so there has to be a CNN story. What I don't understand *at all* is what the point of this woman's attempt at getting legislation passed is, aside from the obvious vanity play of redeeming her self esteem through helping some (largely imaginary based on her article) others avoid some terrible fate. That's fine and everything, but believe it or not, there are situations where that doesn't actually require new legislation in 50 states.

http://georgetownlawjournal.org/files/pdf/98-3/Prewitt.PDF

Fuck, I've never seen more instances of the word "may" in an academic paper in my life. Oh wait, it's a pity piece in a student law journal, my mistake; that explains the complete lack of coherent reasoning or factual basis for any of it.

"For example, H.H. she believes was conceived through rape, although the court found insufficient
evidence to reach that conclusion."


Wait a god damned minute, a woman who BELIEVES a child was conceived through rape can't deny a father's parental rights just because a court finds insufficient evidence of the veracity of the claim?? WHAT SORT OF COUNTRY DO WE EVEN LIVE IN????? How can it possibly be that a court can take such dastardly action as allowing a father convicted of no crime to see his children when their mother disagrees.

Stop being such a sucker for outrage ****. Seriously. It's embarrassing. Don't worry, though, I'm sure these laws will get passed. I mean, really, who's going to vote FOR a rapist having the right to see his child. Or any children, really. Maybe that's a good logical next step. And women, obviously, I mean who knows when he'll fire off another magic rape baby bullet then try really hard to be involved in it's life. Let's just skip to some Escape from New York style rapist impregnaior island, because that will solve this terrible problem of women maybe, sometime, kind of feeling pressure to avoid pressing rape charges because their rapist might want to have joint custody.

These are serious, serious problems, people, we should spend a great deal of energy and time and resources trying to address them. **** **** like worrying about executing innocent people or **** like that. I mean omelet...eggs. amirite?

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but olde news is olde, right?

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By Eric W. Dolan
Thursday, January 26, 2012 18:54 EDT


I thought this sounded familiar...
#89 Aug 24 2012 at 6:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but olde news is olde, right?

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Thursday, January 26, 2012 18:54 EDT


I thought this sounded familiar...

Yeah, I remember when it happened because it happened in my state. Smiley: glare
#90 Aug 24 2012 at 7:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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I like that he says that bestiality happens in nature.
If being gay is wrong because it's unnatural, then bestiality is okay because it is? Or is it bestiality isn't okay because it's natural, but then gay would be okay ...

Anyone got a scorecard to keep track of this?
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It's just one minor gaffe, and misuse of a common word.

It's definitely not any indication of a belief system built upon lies and ignorance.

No, the legislation attempting to redefine which rapes were worthy of getting Medicaid assistance for an abortion were the indication of that. This "gaffe" just iced the cupcake.
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If being gay is wrong because it's unnatural, then bestiality is okay because it is? Or is it bestiality isn't okay because it's natural, but then gay would be okay ...

More importantly, am I allowed to hump people's legs? 'Cause I've seen dogs do that.

Edited, Aug 24th 2012 8:28am by Jophiel
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As long as it's a woman's human female's leg, I guess it's okay.

Gotta be specific.

Edited, Aug 24th 2012 10:11am by lolgaxe
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More importantly, am I allowed to hump people's legs?

I'd check with your wife first.
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#94 Aug 24 2012 at 1:39 PM Rating: Good
Now I want cupcakes... Smiley: frown
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I'll bake you cupcakes! Well actually I'll make apple cinnamon muffins with a brown sugar topping. Is that all right?
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I'll bake you cupcakes! Well actually I'll make apple cinnamon muffins with a brown sugar topping. Is that all right?


No, thank you. I want a nice chocolate cupcake with chocolate icing that has peanut utter mixed in it. Smiley: drool
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Now I want cupcakes.
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Me too, where's a kid's birthday party when you need one? Smiley: frown
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Belkira wrote:
Sir Xsarus wrote:
I'll bake you cupcakes! Well actually I'll make apple cinnamon muffins with a brown sugar topping. Is that all right?


No, thank you. I want a nice chocolate cupcake with chocolate icing that has peanut utter mixed in it. Smiley: drool



What words do the peanuts utter in order to make the cupcake so good? Are they magic words, or do they just talk dirty to you?
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Now I want cupcakes... Smiley: frown

Delicious rape-cupcakes?
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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/hampshire-candidate-backs-down-abortion-threats-142247652.html

Its almost as if these guys are trying to get Obama elected.

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BOSTON (Reuters) - A Republican candidate in New Hampshire backed down on Thursday from a suggestion he would use "deadly force" to stop doctors from performing abortions, saying he "let his imagination get out of control."
Frank Szabo, who is running for sheriff in Hillsborough County, caused a uproar with his threats to crack down on legal abortion with arrests, prosecution and further actions aimed at doctors.
"Deadly force is always a last resort," Szabo said in interview with the television station WMUR on Wednesday. "Why would anyone object to the use of deadly force to prevent the murder of an unborn human?"


I mean ya its for Sheriff, but still you think you would shelve crazy for a few weeks until the Akin craze boiled over.
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