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#152 Aug 28 2012 at 7:50 AM Rating: Good
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In an interesting twist, the leader of the small Dutch hardcore Christian political party copied Akin's message. So yeah, we also have the crazy anti abortion/gay marriage/women Christians here, they're just rather insignificant with having only 2/151 seats in the parliament, though as far as I'm aware the only people voting them are the strictly Christian old people and the few Jehovah's witnesses we have here.


The article also mentioned a study from 2009 that stated that 7% of women who are raped get pregnant, of those half get an abortion, a third keeps the child and the rest are miscarriages.
#153 Aug 28 2012 at 9:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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I like that he says that bestiality happens in nature.
If being gay is wrong because it's unnatural, then bestiality is okay because it is? Or is it bestiality isn't okay because it's natural, but then gay would be okay ...

Anyone got a scorecard to keep track of this?


Homosexuality is documented in many species, from bedbugs to bonobos.

Edited, Aug 28th 2012 11:08am by catwho
#154 Aug 28 2012 at 9:38 AM Rating: Good
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catwho wrote:
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I like that he says that bestiality happens in nature.
If being gay is wrong because it's unnatural, then bestiality is okay because it is? Or is it bestiality isn't okay because it's natural, but then gay would be okay ...

Anyone got a scorecard to keep track of this?


Homosexuality is documented in many species, from bedbugs to bonobos.

Edited, Aug 28th 2012 11:08am by catwho

Only the 'b' species?
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#155 Aug 28 2012 at 9:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Homosexuality is documented in many species, from bedbugs to bonobos.


BUT THEY CAN'T MAKE BABIES SO IT DOESN'T COUNT!
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#156 Aug 28 2012 at 11:08 AM Rating: Excellent
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Homosexuality is documented in many species, from bedbugs to bonobos.


BUT THEY CAN'T MAKE BABIES SO IT DOESN'T COUNT!

Goats can make kids, though.

So, is goatse ok?
#157 Aug 28 2012 at 11:11 AM Rating: Good
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#158 Aug 28 2012 at 12:42 PM Rating: Good
The sound effects on that, as well as the stunned expression on the kid, are pretty horrifying in the context of this conversation.
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#160 Aug 28 2012 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don't worry. If it was legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.

Virgins float. duh


They also weigh as much as a duck! Smiley: schooled
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Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don't worry. If it was legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.

Virgins float. duh


They also weigh as much as a duck! Smiley: schooled


That's witches, not virgins. Smiley: schooled
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#162 Aug 29 2012 at 7:04 AM Rating: Good
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Elinda wrote:
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Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don't worry. If it was legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.

Virgins float. duh
Smaller holes?
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Build a bridge out of 'em.
Somebody would be bound to ***** it up - sinking the whole thing.
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Also, if you were forcibly pushed into the water, don't worry. If it was legitimate pushing, your body will find a way to shut out all the water and survive the drowning.

Virgins float. duh
Smaller holes?

One-way valves.
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#166 Aug 29 2012 at 12:07 PM Rating: Good
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So, is goatse ok?


Goatse is never ok.
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#167 Aug 31 2012 at 9:15 AM Rating: Excellent
Mr. Akin wrote:
"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."



Admittedly, I don't know that much about Mr. Akin, but I'm going to go on a limb and assume he is a fairly intelligent guy, appears to be at least modestly successful in life, and an educated articulate guy in his 50's or 60's.


How the fuck did he make it through life living this long believing this tripe? Oh must be a result of abstinence-only education. Good god, this is information known by high school students. What a work of art.


Reap what you sow I guess.

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Edited, Aug 31st 2012 8:17am by NaughtyWord
#168 Aug 31 2012 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
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#169 Aug 31 2012 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
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Mr. Akin wrote:
"If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down."

Rape what you sow I guess.


Emphasis mine Smiley: lol
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#170gbaji, Posted: Aug 31 2012 at 4:38 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) /shrug
#171 Aug 31 2012 at 4:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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I seriously doubt, seriously doubt, sir, that you were taught anything about forcible rape and pregnancy rates in the 70s.

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#172 Aug 31 2012 at 5:04 PM Rating: Good
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I seriously doubt, seriously doubt, sir, that you were taught anything about forcible rape and pregnancy rates in the 70s.



He was at a very progressive private religious school.
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#173gbaji, Posted: Aug 31 2012 at 5:25 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Exactly when do you suppose sex education in our public school system began? Your doubts are based on ignorance.
#174 Aug 31 2012 at 5:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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Probably about the same time that politics started changing how reproductive organs work.
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#175gbaji, Posted: Aug 31 2012 at 5:28 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) And you know what's missing here? Someone actually showing that the statement about the rarity of pregnancy from forcible rape is actually incorrect. Argue every other issue except the key point. The fact is that his statement was not technically wrong. Stupid in the context he used it in (and poorly phrased), but not wrong at all.
#176 Aug 31 2012 at 5:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't doubt that you had sex ed. I do doubt the veracity of your claim as to its content.

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