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So I shouldn't call the man who loved my mother, and raised me from the age of 4 to 19, Dad? 
No, you should be calling him Sir!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I'd be more concerned about the fraud those adults claiming to be your parents were perpetrating.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I'm more concerned that they're not very good at fraud.
#506Almalieque,
Posted: Sep 12 2012 at 10:29 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) That's not the issue. You can't make arguments while intentionally misusing words to make your point and expect people to not throw the BS card.
Hypocrisy is SO gay.
What do we do with the children that don't have married parents? Because obviously if we are saying that that is the defining aspect of a couple that is allowed to marry, we don't want none of those dirty bastards running around!
If they were procreated out of wedlock, I am thinking Soylent Green.
If they were procreated out of wedlock, I am thinking Soylent Green.
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
I demand you cut my leg off and eat it first, so that I get to know what I taste like. Actually, I might have some, just in case your palate or vocabulary is lacking.
So close, and yet still so faaarrrr.
Almalieque wrote:
Just because I call my uncle "dad", doesn't mean he produced me.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#514Almalieque,
Posted: Sep 12 2012 at 10:55 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I actually have an uncle who is my cousin... Figure THAT one out!
#516Almalieque,
Posted: Sep 12 2012 at 11:04 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Your face is too easy.
OOOOO, BURN!
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
Specifically it's my mouth, throat and vocal chords. Also the shape of my cheeks and chin as acoustic surfaces.
Almalieque wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Just because I call my uncle "dad", doesn't mean he produced me.
Oh, there's no challenge is solving that riddle. I'm willing to bet it's the same uncle you call "Dad".
Edited, Sep 12th 2012 12:13pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
Just because I call my uncle "dad", doesn't mean he produced me.
Oh, there's no challenge is solving that riddle. I'm willing to bet it's the same uncle you call "Dad".
Edited, Sep 12th 2012 12:13pm by Jophiel
"And this is Bill, my Cousin-Uncle-Dad!"
Actually, my Aunt on my mother's side married a guy, had some kids, then divorced him, and then that same guy tried to date my mother.
That would have made him Uncle Dad, which is what me and my cousins call him to this day
Edited, Sep 12th 2012 10:18am by stupidmonkey
Dandruffshampoo wrote:
Curses, beaten by Professor stupidopo-opo.
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
Stupidmonkey is more organized than a bag of raccoons.
It was the polite thing to do in biblical times.
Alma wrote:
Yea.. I betSmiley: rolleyes
I'm sorry if you believe otherwise...but the people who raised you aren't the people who created you by default. You must be using that Omega Biology.
I'm sorry if you believe otherwise...but the people who raised you aren't the people who created you by default. You must be using that Omega Biology.
I don't know if you know that I have no earthly clue what that means.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
An educated guess, wikiville called it "ethology" though:
Or something.
Edited, Sep 12th 2012 10:54am by someproteinguy
Quote:
Omega (usually rendered ω-male) is an antonym used to refer to the lowest caste of the hierarchical society. Omegas are subordinated to all others in the community. They might be used as scapegoats and are commonly the last allowed to eat.
Or something.
Edited, Sep 12th 2012 10:54am by someproteinguy
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
Obligatory Youtube link.
Aripyanfar wrote:
So close, and yet still so faaarrrr.
Alma's just running around in the hedge maze that is his mind. The point is a mere two feet away from him, through the shrubbery, but he's tragically incapable of just pushing through to it; he's got no idea that it's there.
I've read gbaji's twisted mind@#%^ of a reason for why biological children are the only ones that count. I'd LOVE to hear Alma's twisted reasoning now.
Edited, Sep 12th 2012 3:27pm by Belkira
Edited, Sep 12th 2012 3:27pm by Belkira
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