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#202 Aug 21 2012 at 11:05 AM Rating: Excellent
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States' rights, except on icky things.
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#203 Aug 21 2012 at 5:20 PM Rating: Good
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If Obama really wanted to crash Romney's party, he probably should have sent somebody more exciting than a wet sock.

I look forward to the reports of Biden's strip club adventures.
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#204 Aug 21 2012 at 5:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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I guarantee you that any randomly ten minutes of Biden speaking is more entertaining than any three hours of John Boehner.
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#205 Aug 21 2012 at 5:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Unless he cries.
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#206 Aug 21 2012 at 5:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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"Unless"?

You act as though there's a chance he won't.
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#207 Aug 21 2012 at 5:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've gotten three survey calls in the last two hours. You'd think they'd leave us Illinois people alone!
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#208 Aug 21 2012 at 5:50 PM Rating: Good
Worst. Title. Ever!
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I've gotten three survey calls in the last two hours. You'd think they'd leave us Illinois people alone!


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#209 Aug 21 2012 at 8:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's kind of amazing that "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" and "My Ultimate Ayn Rand ****" are anagrams.
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#210 Aug 21 2012 at 10:06 PM Rating: Good
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Oh god, you people got complacent!
http://www.electoral-vote.com/

#211 Aug 21 2012 at 10:28 PM Rating: Good
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Oh god, you people got complacent!
http://www.electoral-vote.com/



How the fuck is Tennessee "likely" Republican??
#212 Aug 22 2012 at 7:16 AM Rating: Good
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Clearly the polling liberal bias, of course.
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#213 Aug 22 2012 at 7:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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How the fuck is Tennessee "likely" Republican??

That just means it's polling between 5-10% in that direction. Realistically, a state polling 7% in one direction will vote in that direction. Also, a lack of robust polling data (who wants to spend money seeing how Tennessee will vote?) means the guy who owns the site is stuck with what little polling he gets.
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#214 Aug 22 2012 at 9:44 AM Rating: Excellent
A friend shared this article with me this morning and political views aside, I found its perspective quite interesting.
#215 Aug 22 2012 at 9:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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BrownDuck wrote:
A friend shared this article with me this morning and political views aside, I found its perspective quite interesting.


Smiley: lol

Smiley: thumbsup
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#216 Aug 22 2012 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
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I'll take "Every Political Argument Ever For All Time" for 200, Trebek.
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#217 Aug 23 2012 at 11:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Realistically, a state polling 7% in one direction will vote in that direction

Ludicrous. Realistically, a state polling 7% in one direction in August of an election year is virtually no indication of the November outcome. A 7% lead in late October, sure.
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#218 Aug 24 2012 at 5:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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I didn't say a state polling at 7% right now, I said a state polling at 7%. If any given state is polling in 7% favor of a candidate come November, it's "likely" in name only. The question was over the label "likely" for a state polling between 6 and 10%, not the value of today's polls.
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#219 Aug 24 2012 at 6:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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TN is "likely" Republican the same way Joph is "likely" liberal.
#220 Aug 24 2012 at 7:26 AM Rating: Good
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With all the new voter ID laws, that percentage won't matter anyway.
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#221 Aug 24 2012 at 2:40 PM Rating: Excellent
Does Mitt Romney saying "Big business in America is doing fine thanks to tax havens" count as a gaffe?

Also, he's gone full on Birther. Then Team Romney complains that Team Obama can't take a joke.


Edited, Aug 24th 2012 4:41pm by catwho
#222 Aug 24 2012 at 3:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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With Ryan on the ticket, Romney is sure to elevate this campaign to be about the issues!

Like Birtherism...

Edited, Aug 24th 2012 4:45pm by Jophiel
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#223 Aug 24 2012 at 5:34 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
With Ryan on the ticket, Romney is sure to elevate this campaign to be about the issues!

Like Birtherism...

Edited, Aug 24th 2012 4:45pm by Jophiel
They're keeping it classy.
#224 Aug 24 2012 at 7:47 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
With Ryan on the ticket, Romney is sure to elevate this campaign to be about the issues!

Like Birtherism...
They're keeping it classy.
Not everyone can be a genuine sir.
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#225 Aug 24 2012 at 11:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Now see, with people like that and Hank Williams Jr calling Obama an America-hating Muslim, why does the GOP keep using music from people who dislike them? Stop playing the Silversun Pickups or Twisted Sister and stick with the Ted Nugent. You shouldn't even listen to Rage Against the Machine in private.
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#226 Aug 25 2012 at 1:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
With Ryan on the ticket, Romney is sure to elevate this campaign to be about the issues!

Like Birtherism...
They're keeping it classy.
Not everyone can be a genuine sir.
The guy is still bitter about being kicked out of Metallica 29 years ago and ever since he's gone Christian he's only been getting crazier and crazier. Dude's ****** up.
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