One's mind wanders.
One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths. Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers. The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions. For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million US dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars (-41 terradollars). It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than Hitler." When Congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than Hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.
When you're fined $35 by a cop, you can confidently tell him that they are currently @#%^ing you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers, and ask if they have a very tiny Auschwitz in their patrol vehicle.
Edited, Aug 3rd 2012 3:40pm by lolgaxe
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George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
$6.9 million like a lot. These people said $90. Though I suppose, you gotta pay for food and board and stuff. 
That monster in the mirror, he just might be you. -Grover
lolgaxe wrote:
One's mind wanders.
One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
Zam needs to provide a bit of scientific font or at least a superscript button.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
someproteinguy wrote:
$6.9 million like a lot. These people said $90. Though I suppose, you gotta pay for food and board and stuff.
edit - my typing ended before my thought
Edited, Aug 3rd 2012 6:43pm by Elinda
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
For the cost of just a tiny Hitler a day, you could provide food, clothing, and medicine to a needy child...
Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
One's mind wanders.
One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
Zam needs to provide a bit of scientific font or at least a superscript button.
You mean like this?
Just add [ sup ] and [ /sup ] (no spaces, of course).
ALSO: subsub
Edited, Aug 3rd 2012 1:15pm by Bijou
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
Friar Bijou wrote:
Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
One's mind wanders.
One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
Zam needs to provide a bit of scientific font or at least a superscript button.
You mean like this?
Just add [ sup ] and [ /sup ] (no spaces, of course).
ALSO: subsub
Edited, Aug 3rd 2012 1:15pm by Bijou
'supwith you?
Neato.
Details, details. Class rooms suck.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Don't forget to peg the VHL to the 1940-ish value In that region.
Just as Planned.
Eske Esquire wrote:
Friar Bijou wrote:
Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
One's mind wanders.
One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
Zam needs to provide a bit of scientific font or at least a superscript button.
You mean like this?
Just add [ sup ] and [ /sup ] (no spaces, of course).
ALSO: subsub
'supwith you?Neato.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
So if I started typing all my posts like this, how annoying would that be?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
So if I started typing all my posts like this, how annoying would that be?
It's kinda sing-songy. We just need a bouncing ball to run over the top of them to keep the beat.
I'm going to have nightmares tonight seeing that throughout an entire gbaji post.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
Jophiel wrote:
So if I started typing all my posts like this, how annoying would that be?
Annoying enough to get rated down a few times, apparently.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Arrows have an effect on Joph posts?
My Movember page
Solrain wrote:
WARs can use semi-colons however we want. I once killed a guy with a semi-colon.
LordFaramir wrote:
ODESNT MATTER CAUSE I HAVE ALCHOLOL IN MY VEINGS BETCH ;3
Nilatai wrote:
Arrows have an effect on Joph posts?
On individual posts, yes. On his overall score, it's like trying to relocate London by pushing a building as hard as you can.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Arrows have an effect on Joph posts?
On individual posts, yes. On his overall score, it's like trying to relocate London by pushing a building as hard as you can.
Brick, by brick.
But hey, we might be dealing with atlas who can move the guru from his mountain.
Just as Planned.
Jophiel wrote:
So if I started typing all my posts like this, how annoying would that be?
No more annoying than all your other posts.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Damn lolgaxe, can you get me some of whatever the hell you smoked before going to class?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
lolgaxe wrote:
Details, details. Class rooms suck.
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I need to run back to the sandbox, I think I found a new way to
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George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
lolgaxe wrote:
niobia wrote:
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I love that your post of this was followed by an actual spam post.
I promise to use my powers for good.
My own good.
My own good.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Samira wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Arrows have an effect on Joph posts?
On individual posts, yes. On his overall score, it's like trying to relocate London by pushing a building as hard as you can.
I tried it in Pisa, with mixed results.
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