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#1 Aug 03 2012 at 10:10 AM Rating: Excellent
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One's mind wanders.

One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths. Standard SI prefixes apply. Thus Harold Shipman's achievements amount to 36 microhitlers. The true utility of the hitler as an SI unit is it allows useful unit conversions. For example: the EPA currently values a human life as being worth 6.9 million US dollars (6.9 megadollars). A simple unit conversion thus gives us 1 hitler is equivalent to -41,400,000,000,000 dollars (-41 terradollars). It can therefore be quantitatively established whether or not someone is "worse than Hitler." When Congress failed to pass a stimulus bill in 2008 the market lost 1.2 trillion dollars in 1 day, roughly equivalent to 29 millihitlers. Joseph Stalin is the only human I know of who can be called worse than Hitler, as his achievements clocked roughly 5 hitlers.

When you're fined $35 by a cop, you can confidently tell him that they are currently @#%^ing you over to the tune of 84 picohitlers, and ask if they have a very tiny Auschwitz in their patrol vehicle.

Edited, Aug 3rd 2012 3:40pm by lolgaxe
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#2 Aug 03 2012 at 10:24 AM Rating: Excellent
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$6.9 million like a lot. These people said $90. Though I suppose, you gotta pay for food and board and stuff. Smiley: rolleyes
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#3 Aug 03 2012 at 10:26 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
One's mind wanders.

One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
This reads 6 times One-hundred six. Is it supposed to be 6 times 10 to the 6th power?

Zam needs to provide a bit of scientific font or at least a superscript button.
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#4 Aug 03 2012 at 10:28 AM Rating: Good
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$6.9 million like a lot. These people said $90. Though I suppose, you gotta pay for food and board and stuff. Smiley: rolleyes
EPA also claims that one chance in one million is an acceptable cancer risk.

edit - my typing ended before my thought


Edited, Aug 3rd 2012 6:43pm by Elinda
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#5 Aug 03 2012 at 10:55 AM Rating: Excellent
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For the cost of just a tiny Hitler a day, you could provide food, clothing, and medicine to a needy child...
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#6 Aug 03 2012 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
One's mind wanders.

One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
This reads 6 times One-hundred six. Is it supposed to be 6 times 10 to the 6th power?

Zam needs to provide a bit of scientific font or at least a superscript button.

You mean like this?

Just add [ sup ] and [ /sup ] (no spaces, of course).

ALSO: subsubSmiley: schooled


Edited, Aug 3rd 2012 1:15pm by Bijou
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#7 Aug 03 2012 at 1:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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Friar Bijou wrote:
Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
One's mind wanders.

One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
This reads 6 times One-hundred six. Is it supposed to be 6 times 10 to the 6th power?

Zam needs to provide a bit of scientific font or at least a superscript button.

You mean like this?

Just add [ sup ] and [ /sup ] (no spaces, of course).

ALSO: subsubSmiley: schooled


Edited, Aug 3rd 2012 1:15pm by Bijou


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Neato.
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#8 Aug 03 2012 at 1:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Details, details. Class rooms suck.
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#9 Aug 03 2012 at 2:21 PM Rating: Good
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Don't forget to peg the VHL to the 1940-ish value In that region.
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#10 Aug 03 2012 at 4:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Friar Bijou wrote:
Elinda wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
One's mind wanders.

One Hitler shall henceforth be a unit of measurement equal to 6.0*106 human deaths.
This reads 6 times One-hundred six. Is it supposed to be 6 times 10 to the 6th power?

Zam needs to provide a bit of scientific font or at least a superscript button.

You mean like this?

Just add [ sup ] and [ /sup ] (no spaces, of course).

ALSO: subsubSmiley: schooled


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#11 Aug 03 2012 at 5:21 PM Rating: Good
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So if I started typing all my posts like this, how annoying would that be?
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Jophiel wrote:
So if I started typing all my posts like this, how annoying would that be?


It's kinda sing-songy. We just need a bouncing ball to run over the top of them to keep the beat.
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I'm going to have nightmares tonight seeing that throughout an entire gbaji post.
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#14 Aug 03 2012 at 7:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
So if I started typing all my posts like this, how annoying would that be?

Annoying enough to get rated down a few times, apparently. Smiley: laugh
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Arrows have an effect on Joph posts?
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Nilatai wrote:
Arrows have an effect on Joph posts?


On individual posts, yes. On his overall score, it's like trying to relocate London by pushing a building as hard as you can.
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On individual posts, yes. On his overall score, it's like trying to relocate London by pushing a building as hard as you can.


Brick, by brick.

But hey, we might be dealing with atlas who can move the guru from his mountain.
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Jophiel wrote:
So if I started typing all my posts like this, how annoying would that be?

No more annoying than all your other posts.
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**** lolgaxe, can you get me some of whatever the **** you smoked before going to class?
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#21 Aug 05 2012 at 12:41 AM Rating: Good
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lolgaxe wrote:
Details, details. Class rooms suck.

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I need to run back to the sandbox, I think I found a new way to play with amuse myself.
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niobia wrote:
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I read that to the tune of the Spam Song from Monty Python.
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#24 Aug 07 2012 at 7:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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lolgaxe wrote:
niobia wrote:
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I read that to the tune of the Spam Song from Monty Python.

I love that your post of this was followed by an actual spam post.
#25 Aug 07 2012 at 7:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Arrows have an effect on Joph posts?


On individual posts, yes. On his overall score, it's like trying to relocate London by pushing a building as hard as you can.


I tried it in Pisa, with mixed results.
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Samira wrote:
Nilatai wrote:
Arrows have an effect on Joph posts?


On individual posts, yes. On his overall score, it's like trying to relocate London by pushing a building as hard as you can.


I tried it in Pisa, with mixed results.
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