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#1 Jul 27 2012 at 6:13 PM Rating: Good
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Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it 'cause it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

It's so cool, so hip, it's alright
It's so groovy, it's outta sight
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But it makes no difference 'cause it knocks you off your feet

You want it all but you can't have it

It's cryin', bleedin', lying on the floor
So you lay down on it and you do it some more
You've got to share it, so you dare it
Then you bare it and you tear it

You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it

It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win
It's dark, it's moist, it's a bitter pain
It's sad it happened and it's a shame

You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it

What is it?
It's it
What is it?...


I'm still not sure what "it" is, but I'm open to ideas.
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#2 Jul 27 2012 at 6:56 PM Rating: Good
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If you want it, here it is, come and get it.
Mm, make your mind up fast.
If you want it any time, I can give it,
but you better hurry 'cause it may not last.

Did I hear you say that there must be a catch?
Will you walk away from a fool and his money?

If you want it, here it is, come and get it
but you better hurry 'cause it's going fast.

If you want it, here it is, come and get it.
Mm, make your mind up fast.
If you want it any time, I can give it,
but you better hurry 'cause it may not last.

Did I hear you say that there must be a catch?
Will you walk away from a fool and his money?
Sonny, if you want it, here it is, come and get it,
but you better hurry 'cause it's going fast.
You'd better hurry 'cause it's going fast.

Fool and his money,

Sonny, if you want it, here it is, come and get it,
but you better hurry 'cause it's going fast.

You'd better hurry 'cause it's going fast.
You'd better hurry 'cause it's going fast.
#3 Jul 27 2012 at 7:12 PM Rating: Good
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#4 Jul 27 2012 at 8:43 PM Rating: Good
Demea wrote:
What is "It"


Epic.

Edited, Jul 27th 2012 10:59pm by Omegavegeta
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#5 Jul 27 2012 at 8:53 PM Rating: Good
If a picture paints a thousand words,
Then why can't I paint you?
The words will never show the you I've come to know.
If a face could launch a thousand ships,
Then where am I to go?
There's no one home but you,
You're all that's left me too.
And when my love for life is running dry,
You come and pour yourself on me.

If a man could be two places at one time,
I'd be with you.
Tomorrow and today, beside you all the way.
If the world should stop revolving spinning slowly down to die,
I'd spend the end with you.
And when the world was through,
Then one by one the stars would all go out,
Then you and I would simply fly away


















wait...what?
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#6 Jul 27 2012 at 9:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Is Twiz drunk again?

I'm on my second glass of wine.

I think It is alcohol.
#7 Jul 27 2012 at 10:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Omegavegeta wrote:
Demea wrote:
What is "It"


Epic.

I'm just glad this was my first thought, too.
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#8 Jul 28 2012 at 1:21 AM Rating: Good
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Nadenu wrote:
Is Twiz drunk again?

I'm on my second glass of wine.

I think It is alcohol.

At time of original posting? No.

Now? **** yes!

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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#9 Jul 31 2012 at 8:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Demea wrote:
Can you feel it, see it, hear it today?
If you can't, then it doesn't matter anyway
You will never understand it 'cause it happens too fast
And it feels so good, it's like walking on glass

It's so cool, so hip, it's alright
It's so groovy, it's outta sight
You can touch it, smell it, taste it so sweet
But it makes no difference 'cause it knocks you off your feet

You want it all but you can't have it

It's cryin', bleedin', lying on the floor
So you lay down on it and you do it some more
You've got to share it, so you dare it
Then you bare it and you tear it

You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it

It's alive, afraid, a lie, a sin
It's magic, it's tragic, it's a loss, it's a win
It's dark, it's moist, it's a bitter pain
It's sad it happened and it's a shame

You want it all but you can't have it
It's in your face but you can't grab it

What is it?
It's it
What is it?...


I'm still not sure what "it" is, but I'm open to ideas.
It's it.
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#10 Jul 31 2012 at 10:13 AM Rating: Good
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Anyway you want it, that's the way you need it.
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Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#11 Jul 31 2012 at 10:47 AM Rating: Good
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#12 Jul 31 2012 at 5:49 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't know what "it" is, but he's got it.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#13 Jul 31 2012 at 6:22 PM Rating: Good
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It's pretty versatile, considering all the things you can do to it.

Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, point it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.
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#15 Jul 31 2012 at 6:39 PM Rating: Decent
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Allegory wrote:
It's pretty versatile, considering all the things you can do to it.


Roll it up
light it up
smoke it up
Inhale, exhale

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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#16 Jul 31 2012 at 7:02 PM Rating: Good
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It is arguably one of the most versatile words in the English language, with only the word "shit" rivaling it, and even shit contains the word it, so really, it is the two most versatile words in the English language.
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Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#17 Jul 31 2012 at 8:40 PM Rating: Good
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What about fuck? It can be used in almost any part of a sentence, and can even comprise an entire sentence, as in "fuck the fucking fuckers".
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#18 Jul 31 2012 at 8:55 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
What about fuck? It can be used in almost any part of a sentence, and can even comprise an entire sentence, as in "fuck the fucking fuckers".


Fuck it.
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#19 Jul 31 2012 at 9:20 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
What about fuck? It can be used in almost any part of a sentence, and can even comprise an entire sentence, as in "fuck the fucking fuckers".

"Fuck" is behind a bit, since you can use "shit" in nearly every situation you can use "fuck" save literal definitions (unless you're into that), but "shit" can also be used in nearly every situation "it" can, several of which "fuck" cannot be used. "Fuck" does have a couple places where it can't be replaced by "shit" or "it" but both "shit" and "it" likewise have similar such places.

That said, I would wager combining "this" "that" "these" and "those" into variations of the same word would likely be similarly high up there.

Sorry, did I get my linguistics all over your fun thread? Smiley: frown
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Reiterpallasch wrote:
Glitterhands wrote:
Am I the only one who clicked on this thread expecting actual baby photos [of Jinte]? o.O

Except if it were baby photos, it would be like looking at before and afters of Michael Jackson. Only instead of turning into a white guy, he changes into a chick!
#20 Aug 01 2012 at 7:24 AM Rating: Decent
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I was just channeling Carlin, you go ahead.
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#21 Aug 01 2012 at 7:26 AM Rating: Good
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Lady Jinte wrote:
It is arguably one of the most versatile words in the English language, with only the word "shit" rivaling it, and even shit contains the word it, so really, it is the two most versatile words in the English language.

Didn't Bill C essentially redefine 'it' to mean a blow job?
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#22 Aug 01 2012 at 7:47 AM Rating: Good

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Didn't Bill C essentially redefine 'it' to mean a blow job?


No, he defined "is" as in: There is nothing going on with Lewinsky (At the time he was asked).

There was something going on, but he wasn't asked that. I miss slick Willy.
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