No I'm an independent,
You do realize that rather than people having the impression that you're a thoughtful considered person who doesn't see the world in black and white and considers each candidate on their merits, which is likely the intent. People instead see you as a fucking buffoon who shouldn't be allowed to participate in civic affairs due to incompetence. Unless you're 19 years old, there is no possible valid reason for not having a party identification at this point.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a ****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? ****. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.