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Huh. Well, I guess that's that then because simple English is all I've got.
Oh, I assumed it was that's that because you take positions based on nothing fairly frequently and can't be bothered to defend them post hoc. Either way though, no biggie. Why would anyone expect you to explain something when you've clearly stated you can't imagine it. I mean imagining a magic being born of a virgin walking on water is plausible, why not this, eh?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smash's territorial pissing knows no bounds.
Use the goddamn quote button, that's what it's there for.
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IcookPizza wrote:
I think RDM's neurotic omniscience is sooooooo worth including in any alliance.
cidbahamut wrote:
Use the goddamn quote button, that's what it's there for.
Smasharoo wrote:
I mean imagining a magic being born of a virgin walking on water is plausible, why not this, eh?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Smash is often less subtle than Varus when it comes to trolling.
Speaking of which, why haven't we called bored daddy Smash out as a potential Varus-sock? Would he be the one, very ironically, not using Varus' quoting style?
Speaking of which, why haven't we called bored daddy Smash out as a potential Varus-sock? Would he be the one, very ironically, not using Varus' quoting style?
Actually, I spent the first year of Varus's existence sure that he was Smash being bored. But now we know that Smash is married to Nexa whereas Varus is still...
Edited, Sep 18th 2012 1:45pm by Jophiel
Edited, Sep 18th 2012 1:45pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Hey, having a hot beard doesn't make you magically hetero.
Having a beard doesn't necessarily make you a male either if bootcamp is to be believed.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Guenny wrote:
Hey, having a hot beard doesn't make you magically hetero.
Of course not. You have to have a magic lamp and the proper incantation to break the gay.
But, are you saying that Nexa is a hot beard?
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
lolgaxe wrote:
Having a beard doesn't necessarily make you a male either if bootcamp is to be believed.
My dentist is a short fat lady with a nice beard. I focus on it when she's doing horrible things in my mouth.
Edited, Sep 18th 2012 9:31pm by Elinda
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
I focus on it when she's doing horrible things in my mouth.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I had a bartender get mad at me because I didn't have a beard any more.
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I think it's safe to say that Romney is the perfect candidate for Varus...
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Speaking of which, why haven't we called bored daddy Smash out as a potential Varus-sock
I've only ever created three sock puppets. Two were known, one is a well known poster. Dun dun dun .
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smash's territorial pissing knows no bounds.
None.
Me and Nexa at a party:
Someone I vaguely know: "Your wife is beautiful"
Me: "People say that a lot before their skulls are caved in by lead pipes."
Him: "What?"
Me" "I said thank you. Are you alright?"
Edited, Sep 18th 2012 7:15pm by Smasharoo
None.
Me and Nexa at a party:
Someone I vaguely know: "Your wife is beautiful"
Me: "People say that a lot before their skulls are caved in by lead pipes."
Him: "What?"
Me" "I said thank you. Are you alright?"
Edited, Sep 18th 2012 7:15pm by Smasharoo
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Elinda wrote:
Guenny wrote:
Hey, having a hot beard doesn't make you magically hetero.
Of course not. You have to have a magic lamp and the proper incantation to break the gay.
But, are you saying that Nexa is a hot beard?
Either Smash paid off the mailman, or making that new baby was *very* tedious for him.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Smasharoo wrote:
Speaking of which, why haven't we called bored daddy Smash out as a potential Varus-sock
I've only ever created three sock puppets. Two were known, one is a well known poster. Dun dun dun .
Is it me?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Is it Samira?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Is it Samira?
If only.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Oh, jeezum crow, it's Alma.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I remember one obvious one.
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
I remember one obvious one.
I remember God, and there was one that started with K, I think, but I was never sure about that one. At that point on the forum you needed a programme to keep up with all the socks. They were like the cast of characters in a Russian novel.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
But we didn't have Moroccan Leather slippers!
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