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#1 Jul 24 2012 at 1:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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I have arranged for you to have one sexual encounter with the person of your choice. Said encounter shall be consensual and without repercussions of any kind. Said person has to be a real person and alive because I have standards to uphold around here. Said person can not be anyone you have previously had a sexual encounter with so most likely your spouse or partner is not an option here.

I don't want to know who this person is (I guess you can say if you want). All I want to know is:
Is the person you choose...
A celebrity:20 (42.6%)
Someone you know personally:27 (57.4%)
Total:47

For choice "A", I'd consider it anyone you only know of via media. Actors, singers, politicians, members of the royal family, whatever. If you met them once at a book signing or news stand, they're still a celebrity.

For choice "B", assume it to catch all non-celebrity style people even if you only know them as "check out girl at the coffee shop" or "Guy on the bus". If all your friends are celebrities, pick "B" I guess.

Anything else you'll have to figure out on your own. Use your noodles.
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#2 Jul 24 2012 at 1:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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My only problem with this is the 'one' requirement as the first time with a new partner is not usually the best sex.
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#3 Jul 24 2012 at 1:26 PM Rating: Default
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What if this person is a celebrity that we know?
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Lefein wrote:
What if this person is a celebrity that we know?
This is not being inquisitive, it's being intentionally annoying.

Go screw your supermodel bff then come tell us if you liked it better or not.
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Lefein wrote:
What if this person is a celebrity that we know?
The Original Post already wrote:
If all your friends are celebrities, pick "B" I guess.

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Can we mix and match? So like hook some celebrity up with a random dude you met on the bus or something? Because that has entertainment possibilities; especially if the tabloids pick it up.
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A, I suppose, assuming this was some sort of magical scenario where it wasn't infidelity.

Not really sure who, though. I feel like there was a changing of the guard among attractive celebrities: a lot of my old standby's don't quite look as good on paper anymore, and I haven't kept up enough to know the new faces.
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A, I suppose, assuming this was some sort of magical scenario where it wasn't infidelity.

All polls are magic scenarios.

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I haven't kept up enough to know the new faces.

We'll set you up with a copy of People.
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Does the encounter have to be legal?

No, wait, strike that, she's legal. Never mind.

Edited, Jul 24th 2012 4:16pm by Debalic
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I haven't kept up enough to know the new faces.

We'll set you up with a copy of People.


Make that a Tiger Beat, and you've got yourself a deal.



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Lefein wrote:
What if this person is a celebrity that we know?
This is not being inquisitive, it's being intentionally annoying.

Go screw your supermodel bff then come tell us if you liked it better or not.


That would be the one disqualified for having already screwed before.
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I couldn't really think of just one person, so I went with the good old standby: statistics. I've already had sex with pretty much all the women I know that I'd be interested in anyway, so while I suppose there's the occasional hot chick at the coffee counter I might be interested in, there are a lot more hot chicks on TV, film, etc that I'd do. So the answer was elementary, Watson (She'd be on the list too I suppose).
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I voted B, but thinking about it, most of the girls I know and find attractive I've slept already slept with (and would again, if that was an option). Maybe a celebrity would have been the better way to go >_>
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#14 Jul 24 2012 at 2:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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The humblebrag is strong in this thread.
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#15 Jul 24 2012 at 3:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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I've already checked off my list the people I know personally so I'll go with celebrity. I know it's just one sexual encounter with a person of our choice, but how about if it's the same sexual encounter with many people of our choice?
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I've already checked off my list the people I know personally so I'll go with celebrity. I know it's just one sexual encounter with a person of our choice, but how about if it's the same sexual encounter with many people of our choice?


Why am I not surprised. Smiley: sly
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The humblebrag is strong in this thread.

I just assume that most of these people have extremely limited constellations of attractive people in their sky.
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Jophiel wrote:
Eske Esquire wrote:
The humblebrag is strong in this thread.

I just assume that most of these people have extremely limited constellations of attractive people in their sky.

Pretty much!

(More like I take personality into account; I know some very physically attractive people, but I'd sooner put Locke Jr. in a bear trap).
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[Chance I will, of my own doing, sleep with a celebrity] < [Chance I will, of my own doing, sleep with the barista at my local Starbucks]

Hence, I picked A.
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[Chance I will, of my own doing, sleep with a celebrity] < [Chance I will, of my own doing, sleep with the barista at my local Starbucks]

Hence, I picked A.

Same thought as Twiz. I could potentially bang the chick at the grocery. I will most likely never get a sniff of Scarlett Johansson.
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I get the impression that most celebrities would be crappy lays, but that is probably just me rationalizing an acceptable excuse for not being able to nail one of them. That said, I've seen some bartender/waitresses here in town that would put most celebrities to shame anyway.

Of course, they're probably crappy lays too. Smiley: glare
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Ewan McGregor... Smiley: drool
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#23 Jul 25 2012 at 3:11 AM Rating: Good
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I've already had sex with pretty much all the women I know that I'd be interested in anyway,


Gbaji, still living vicariously through his own inflated ego.

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Some of the hot guys I know are married. Just sayin'.
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In somewhat related news (if Kristen Stewart was your celebrity crush), you might want to reevaluate, as she's been cheating on Robert Pattinson with her director.

Also, if Kristen Stewart was your celebrity crush, I'd suggest just getting a blow-up doll instead. The doll probably has more expressions.
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In somewhat related news (if Kristen Stewart was your celebrity crush), you might want to reevaluate, as she's been cheating on Robert Pattinson with her director.

Also, if Kristen Stewart was your celebrity crush, I'd suggest just getting a blow-up doll instead. The doll probably has more expressions.


I recall her looking pretty good in Into the Wild. Though she was supposed to be playing an underage girl in that, which made it kinda weird. Since then, she just seems to look more and more like a heroin junkie every time I see her. No thanks.
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#27 Jul 25 2012 at 9:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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Who would have thought that young co-stars who fell in love on-set would not have the strongest of long-term relationships?
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In somewhat related news (if Kristen Stewart was your celebrity crush), you might want to reevaluate, as she's been cheating on Robert Pattinson with her director.

That's just upping the odds if I know she's willing to nail dudes on the side.

Hearing of her reminds me... man, both of those Snow White movies just bombed, huh? I remember after the first one, people were saying "Oh, well the other comes out in a month.."

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Does the choice have to be consensual?
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Does the choice have to be consensual?
Hard to even imagine eh?
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Well, it does open up possibilities, depending on your personal preferences and vices.
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Does the choice have to be consensual?


No marks means it's always consensual.
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lolgaxe wrote:
Does the choice have to be consensual?


No marks means it's always consensual.
But some marks doesn't necessarily mean it isn't.

Edited, Jul 26th 2012 2:54pm by AshOnMyTomatoes
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
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Does the choice have to be consensual?


No marks means it's always consensual.
But some marks doesn't necessarily mean it isn't.


Care to elaborate?

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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Thumbelyna wrote:
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Does the choice have to be consensual?


No marks means it's always consensual.
But some marks doesn't necessarily mean it isn't.


Care to elaborate?

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Ooooh! A Spanking!
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And then... the Oral Sex!
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Even though I voted "someone I know", I second this. But only if she talks dirty to me in Italian the entire time.
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#40 Jul 26 2012 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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But... but.. Can't I have just a little bit of peril?
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My only problem with this is the 'one' requirement as the first time with a new partner is not usually the best sex.


This! The first time is generally a "feeling out session".

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That makes it tougher...

I'm still solidly with "B" though. There's a timing miscue I'd love to rectify.
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