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I haven't done a poll for a while so why not?

I have arranged for you to have one sexual encounter with the person of your choice. Said encounter shall be consensual and without repercussions of any kind. Said person has to be a real person and alive because I have standards to uphold around here. Said person can not be anyone you have previously had a sexual encounter with so most likely your spouse or partner is not an option here.

I don't want to know who this person is (I guess you can say if you want). All I want to know is:

For choice "A", I'd consider it anyone you only know of via media. Actors, singers, politicians, members of the royal family, whatever. If you met them once at a book signing or news stand, they're still a celebrity.

For choice "B", assume it to catch all non-celebrity style people even if you only know them as "check out girl at the coffee shop" or "Guy on the bus". If all your friends are celebrities, pick "B" I guess.

Anything else you'll have to figure out on your own. Use your noodles.

What if this person is a celebrity that we know?

A, I suppose, assuming this was some sort of magical scenario where it wasn't infidelity.

Not really sure who, though. I feel like there was a changing of the guard among attractive celebrities: a lot of my old standby's don't quite look as good on paper anymore, and I haven't kept up enough to know the new faces.

Does the encounter have to be legal?

No, wait, strike that, she's legal. Never mind.

Edited, Jul 24th 2012 4:16pm by Debalic

That would be the one disqualified for having already screwed before.

I voted B, but thinking about it, most of the girls I know and find attractive I've slept already slept with (and would again, if that was an option). Maybe a celebrity would have been the better way to go >_>

I've already checked off my list the people I know personally so I'll go with celebrity. I know it's just one sexual encounter with a person of our choice, but how about if it's the same sexual encounter with many people of our choice?

I just assume that most of these people have extremely limited constellations of attractive people in their sky.

[Chance I will, of my own doing, sleep with a celebrity] < [Chance I will, of my own doing, sleep with the barista at my local Starbucks]

Hence, I picked A.

I get the impression that most celebrities would be crappy lays, but that is probably just me rationalizing an acceptable excuse for not being able to nail one of them. That said, I've seen some bartender/waitresses here in town that would put most celebrities to shame anyway.

Of course, they're probably crappy lays too.

Gbaji, still living vicariously through his own inflated ego.

Don't you ever change.

In somewhat related news (if Kristen Stewart was your celebrity crush), you might want to reevaluate, as she's been cheating on Robert Pattinson with her director.

Also, if Kristen Stewart was your celebrity crush, I'd suggest just getting a blow-up doll instead. The doll probably has more expressions.